You used up all the glue... on purpose!

[tdn]

Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand...

[johnpost]

potty mouth.

SPOILER:

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

[SpazCat]

Originally Posted by johnpost

potty mouth.

SPOILER:

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

That's it? A crummy commercial?

[Amateur Barbarian]

Noddafingah!

[tdn]

It's a major award!

[Sauron]

Shunsabishes! Bumpus hounds!

[RealityChuck]

Deck the hall with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

[Sauron]

Except I didn't say "fudge."

[beowulff]

Mundane Noodle!

[tdn]

It was... it was... soap poisoning!

[neofishboy]

Ho Ho Ho!!!

...

AAAAAAAAHH! AAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[lost4life]

The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window...

[tdn]

Good thing I have a compass in the stock.

[Sauron]

Was there no end to the conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?

[tdn]

The light was getting purple and soft outside. Almost time for my father to come home from work.

[The Other Waldo Pepper]

Originally Posted by tdn

Good thing I have a compass in the stock.

And this thing which tells time.

[slightly askew]

Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!

[Snowboarder Bo]

In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

[tdn]

Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

[gigi]

Skunked again.

[RealityChuck]

He had yellow eyes!

[Rollo Tomasi]

He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.

[Unauthorized Cinnamon]

I can't put my arms down!

[Wheelz]

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

[Paintcharge]

You'll shoot your eye out!

[gregorio]

I double dog dare you.

. . .

I TRIPLE dog dare you.

[RealityChuck]

How do piggies eat?

[cochrane]

Originally Posted by tdn

Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

He looks like a pink nightmare!

[tdn]

Originally Posted by cochrane

He looks like a pink nightmare!

He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.

[cochrane]

Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters decend upon us.

[Lute Skywatcher]

Ho...ho...ho...

[california jobcase]

...yeah, statue...

Ralphie!!!

[Alma]

Originally Posted by tdn

It was... it was... soap poisoning!

There has never been a kid who didn't believe that he would be stricken blind before he reached twenty-one, and then they'd be sorry.

[Little Nemo]

Meanwhile, I struggled for exactly the right BB gun hint. It had to be firm, but subtle.

Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store!

They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.

[Unauthorized Cinnamon]

IwantanofficialRedRydercarbineaction200-shotrangemodelairrifle-ooooh.

[Tangent]

Originally Posted by gregorio

I double dog dare you.

. . .

I TRIPLE dog dare you.

Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!

[BMalion]

But, it's smiling at us!