These are some things that I have been thinking of lately and I just want them off my chest. Feel free to add or comment. I believe that some of these are laws in various places…but dammit! They should be everywhere.
PS - Mods. I was debating if this should go in the pit or not. Please move if you think it would be better suited there.
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No cellphones can be used when driving PERIOD. If you receive a call, you must safely look for a place to pull off the road, or do not answer your phone. Handsfree phones are not immune to this law. Penalty of breaking this law is an immediate licence suspension for 6 months.
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Use your signal lights for every lanechange and turn. Penalty is a $200 fine. If you break this law and #1 at the same time, penalty is a $1000 fine and sterilization (OK, that might be pushing it but the fine stays).
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No smoking in any public place. Period. Feel free to kill yourself in the comfort of your own home. You are not permited to spew your shit into other innocent peoples breathing air. Penalty should be an offended person shoving your lit cigarette up your nose in addition to a $1000 fine. You must also apologize to everyone in the establishment that you are in. Childern are permitted and urged to sue parents for future health problems caused either directly or indirectly from their parents smoking.
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For those public places that do ban smoking (ie: Stores, movie theaters, etc) that does NOT mean you MUST stand around the entry doors smoking 2 cigarettes at once so everyone entering the store gets hit with a cloud of smoke. Penalty the same as #3.
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People are not permitted to leave their vehicles idling for 1/2 an hour outside their home so it “warms up”. Your vehicle will get a hose connecting your tailpipe to the interior of the car, in addition to the $500 fine.
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It is illegal drive around town with your windows rolled down (or T-Roof/Sunroof open or convertible top down) and your 500+ watt stereo cranked. If you do so, any citizen may (and is urged) to throw either a hand grenade and/or maltof coctail into your vehicle. This is in addition to the $500 fine.
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Anyone who litters will then be required to pick up any visible litter with their teeth in addition to a $500 fine. This includes dog shit.
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Anyone suspected of driving under the influence of drugs/alcohol lose their driving privilage immediatly for 3 months. If they are convicted they lose it for a minimum of 10 years plus a $5000 fine.
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If you have a motorcycle licence, you cannot purchase a 1100cc superbike as your first bike. You must ride (at maximum) a 250cc bike for the first year, 500cc second, 750 3rd, and open from there.
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All drivers licence holders must be retested every 4 years. This includes written, medical and road/practical. tests.
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There will be no set top end speedlimits on highways. Your speed must only be safe and prudent for the conditions. However, your vehicle must be capable of cruising at whatever speed you chose safely. You must also have a minimum of 5 years driving experience and a clean licence. Otherwise, you are limited to 60 Mph.
I am sure I will add more later…