This is a crappy list of "bizarre" celebrity deaths - we can do better!

Radar Online published thislist of celebrities who died under bizarre circumstances. It’s quite a crappy list; while it does have a few celebrities who died in genuinely odd ways (Sonny Bono, David Carradine, Michael Hutchence), the list is also populated by a whole bunch of celebs that died because of drug overdoses and travel accidents. Honestly, who could be surprised by famous people dying because of drugs and travel?

We here at the Dope can do better! Let’s come up with some more celebrities that died in really strange circumstances.

To start you off: Randy Rhoads died in a plane crash, but this was no ho=hum crash! He was with the tour bus driver while they were buzzing the tour bus in a small plane.

Let’s list some others! Real life only - no Spinal Tap drummers, even if you can’t really dust for vomit!

Mike Edwards of ELO- crushed by a rogue bale of hay while driving.

Quite bizarre.

William Holden died when he slipped on a rug, hit his head on a table, and bled to death. He may or may not have been intoxicated.

Vic Morrow, along with child actors Renee Chen and Myca Dinh Le, were decapited and dismembered by a helicopter rotor when the helicopter crashed while filming a scene for Twilight Zone: The Movie. (Side note: Frankly I think John Landis should have done jail time for this one: putting the shot above actors’ safety.)

Jon-Erik Hexum, killed by wadding from a blank cartridge when he held the gun up to his temple and fired it.

Whitney Houston. While drugs were a factor, the actual cause of her death was drowning in her bathtub.

Tennessee Williams was having difficulty opening a bottle of medicine with a childproof cap. He ended up prying the cap off with his teeth and accidentally swallowed it, causing his death.

Keith Relf electrocuted himself playing an improperly grounded guitar. Leslie Harvey electrocuted himself with an improperly grounded microphone.

Isadora Duncan was wearing a really long scarf. She was a passenger in a car and the scarf got caught in a wheel and broke her neck.

Sherwood Anderson died from accidentally swallowing a toothpick.

Harry Houdini-punched in stomach which ruptured his inflamed appendix.

Kirsty MacColl was hit by a speedboat while scuba diving on vacation.

It’s pushing the notion of celebrity a bit, but British MP Stephen Milligan managed to die while wearing stockings, a noose round his neck, and biting into a slice of orange laced with poppers. A very dangerous wank.

Jerry Fuchs was caught in a broken elevator. He fell down the shaft while attempting to escape.

Johnny Ace, rhythm and blues singer of the 1950’s.

From wikipedia:

Drummers from Spinal Tap

Was it the wadding? My recollection was that the concussive force of the blank cartridge, at that range, was enough to knock a hole in his skull, even without any projectile in the barrel.

Virginia Rappe, who died of a ruptured bladder after, um, partying with Fatty Arbuckle.

Brandon Lee, son of Bruce Lee,

Mark"The Bird"Fidrych- suffocated after his clothes were tangled in a power take-up shaft on the truck he was working on.

More details from the SDMB.