Who Killed JonBenet?

[friedo]

I will settle this once and for all.

I DID.

Now, can we please stop bitching and moaning about this, America? Can we get back to the important things, like Survivor and the Weakest Link, and, oh yeah, Rock 'n' Roll Jeapardy?

Thank you.

Sincerely, Friedo
Child Beauty Queen Murderer Extraordinaire

[cornflakes]

Who?



_{Yes, I know who this is, but I never cared and somehow avoided the mess. It can be done...}

[SPOOFE]

Who Killed JonBenet?

I'm beginning to think the Media did it, just so they can have a "backup story" to fall back on whenever there's a slow news day.

[Mercutio]

I saw this thread title and then I saw taht SPOOFE was the last person to reply and I automatically imagined him laughing maniacally with bloody hands.

[imthjckaz]

Originally posted by friedo
Can we get back to the important things, like Survivor and the Weakest Link, and, oh yeah, Rock 'n' Roll Jeapardy?

I think it's strange that you mention the only two shows that Jeff Probst is known for and hosts, Survivor and Rock 'n' Roll Jeapardy.



Therefore, by simple deduction, he did it.





<sub>hey, this ain't rocket science



we now return you to your regular program, already in progress</sub>

[Mac Guffin]

I completly fail to see any humor in this thread.

[Miller]

Particlewill: Then why did you steal the punchline in Freido's laptop thread?

To answer your question, I find the idea that Freido is so sick of this particular media circus that he is willing to confess to a capital crime to be moderatly amusing.

[SPOOFE]

I saw this thread title and then I saw taht SPOOFE was the last person to reply and I automatically imagined him laughing maniacally with bloody hands.

I resent that remark.

It's obvious that I would wash my hands BEFORE I indulge in laughing maniacally. DUH!!!

[hardcore]

friedo, please tell me that you also were responsible for the O.J. Simpson double murder and the recent killing of Robert Blake's wife. This would really clear up a lot of confusion and anxiety on my part.

[Cervaise]

You killed all those prostitutes in Whitechapel, too, didn'tcha?

[andros]

No, no, NO!!!!

Dammit, for the last goddamn time--[b]I[/i] did it. I did it all.

And I did it with my little bow and arrow.

Get it the fuck straight.


-Sparrow

[Mac Guffin]

Nimune, Because it WAS funny there. I even got a smily outta friedo..(though it might have been at the thought of getting me fired..)

[Miller]

Hey, Freido: Any chance you were the guy who killed Kennedy? 'Cause I'm getting pretty sick of that one too.



And if you are, any chance of a repeat performance?

[Eve]

[leaping out of my wheelchair and tossing down my cane]:

I shot William Desmond Taylor!

I slammed the garage door on Thelma Todd!

I fiddled with John Gilbert's microphone to make his voice sound higher!

I told Carole Lombard, "take the plane—it's faster!"

And I pushed Peg Entwistle off the "H!"

[manhattan]

Wow, Eve. All those confessions, and still you won't cop to shoving Lupe Velez' head in that toilet. Why is that?

[Eve]

Hey—that was Ukulele Ike in the bathroom with Lupe!

I was 'cross town, switching Robert Mitchum's cigarettes with reefers, and Carole Landis' M&Ms with sleeping pills . . .

[Cervaise]

Okay, Eve, so who was responsible for Glenn Miller's flight plan, then? Huh? Huh?

[SPOOFE]

I don't care about any of that... which of you scumsucking ass-licking piece-of-shit mung-squirt's is responsible for Buddy Holly's plane crashing?

[Kayeby]

And who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[SPOOFE]

And who left this pair of muddy boots on the carpet?

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

One time, I invaded Poland.
By myself.
It was only for a couple of months, but as a summer job, it beats the hell out of fast food.