Wow. Just wow.
Anyone who reads any of the car magazines knows what a big deal MacNeil Automotive makes about their WeatherTech mats, US manufacturing and bend-over-backwards customer service. Until this week, I’d have heartily endorsed that image and the products - I have three WeatherTech mat sets and a cargo liner for my Odyssey and they are good-fitting, durable and trouble-free products. They were nice in California; such wet-snow-and-slush-proof mats are essential here in the Northeast.
So it took no second thought to order a set for the '03 Subaru Outback I just acquired for my daughter to drive. Went on line, flinched a little a the price of mats+shipping, ordered.
They arrived… and aren’t even a close fit. Completely wrong shape, interfere with the gas pedal, retention peg hole on the wrong side. A random set of mats from their inventory would probably fit better.
So I go on the web site again and figure it out: WeatherTech has fitted mats for the '03 Impreza and Legacy, none for the Baja or Forester… and these completely wonky ones listed for the Outback. For those of you who aren’t Subaru experts… the Outback is the Impreza, just with some suspension and body changes. (In some years, there is also a Legacy-based Outback. It gets confusing.)
Anyway, the images of the Impreza/Legacy mats look like a perfect fit and should be assigned to the Outback of that year as well. So what, big deal, they have database error. So I write a nice, ingratiating, concise email to their sales address explaining all this, especially their need to reevaluate the assignment of product to this vehicle.
No reply.
I forward the message again.
Two days later (about five in all), I get a long, cut and paste, boilerplate reply that half-addresses my issues, explains at length that some mats are generically fitted (which is the complete opposite of their multi-page, every-month ads crowing at how many computer-designed mats they make) and Oh Well. No return info. No acknowledgement that they have mats that will fit this vehicle and indeed look like their usual meticulously-fitted product. No real help at all, in several hundred words, except to boost their much more expensive Digitally Fitted LIners… which, oh, sorry, aren’t available for your vehicle.
What the fuck?
So I finally wait out the holidays and call today. I sit on hold for ten minutes, listening to almost Billy-Mays like ads for their products. Amusing for a minute, fingernails on a blackboard after two or three, ready to hang up after five. Only their automated countdown and wait announcements keep me on line.
A grumpy drone answers the phone. I start to explain the problem. “HELLO? HELLO?” “Um, hello?” I reply. “Oh. Okay. What can I do for you?” (with the tone that fucking off would be the best option.) I explain the problem in about three concise sentences. I can practically hear the button click as she starts to rattle off the bit about some mats being generic fit. I repeat that these mats are about as far from a fit as possible, even generically, and that they have some exact-fit mats, and part of the reason I am calling is to suggest they look into it and update their catalog. (There are, after all, a hell of a lot of Subarus on the road, and they are prime candidates for WeatherTech products because of where and how they’re driven.)
Exasperated sigh. “Let me give you a return number.” She rattles it off. I wait. “Is there anything else I can help you with?”
Nope. And not ever again, thanks. Floor mats aren’t exactly something needing a lot of customer support, but paying a high premium price for them, and $15 shipping on top of that, and having imbibed four to ten pages of hype per car magazine for decades, I’d really expect that (1) they’d at least pay return shipping, since it boils down to being their error; (2) try to keep the sale by shipping the mats I was requesting in exchange; (3) be just a tad more on the polite or at least civil side and (4) be at least slightly interested when I tell them, in specific detail, that they are selling the wrong product.
I guess Bob MacNeil is too busy finding US suppliers, building his new factory in Buttfuck Idaho and posing for ads to actually hire people who boost his business.