I shared an office with a Mormon for several years in grad school, attended Mormon social activities, was best manb at a (non-Temple) Mormon wedding. THEN I moved out to Salt Lake City for a few years. I find the Mormons fascinating.
Since I was in Salt Lake, I thought I’d try to get the full experience. I attended Mormon Sunday services at the local Ward. As noted above, you can certainly get in, and the parisioners are perfectly willing to explain it all to you – after asll, you’re a potential convert. The service is interesting. As a former altar boy, I was intrigued by the communion service of white bread and water (very obviously not wine). There was also a separate and required education session – a sort of “Sunday School” for adults.
I was interested in the “forbidden” temple ceremony, of course, both as a student of religion and because it is forbidden. Besides, as a profound admirer of Sir Richard Francis Burton the prospect of attending a forbidden religious service “in disguise”, as he had made the hajj to Mecca and Medina, was very tempting. Burton had visited Salt Lake City in the 1850s, but I don’t think the Temple was ready for anyone to visit, and he was very conspicuously in town, so I doubt if he tried to crash the Temple. In any event, if I were to try and visit the Temple it would not be a violent visit, like the ones chronicled above, but a respectful and scholarly quest.
I never did try. Besides the danger, it seemed crass. If you’re interested, there are picture books, and you can visit a Temple after it’s been built or repaired, but before its consecration (like the one here in Belmont, Massachusetts). If you’re curious about the Mormon ceremonies, these are not really secret anymore. There have been the apostates and the dissatisfied since the beginning, and they have been publishing these ceremonies for over a hundred years. Finding out about them is even easier now – you used to have to hunt down these books, or send away to such groups. Now you can find this stuff on the Internet.
So let’s say you’ve acquainted yourself with the Temple geography and have boned up on Temple ceremony, gotten yourself a Garment and forged or borrowed or stolen a Temple Recommend. I don’t know what I suggest below for a fact, but I suspect this. The Mormons are the most technological faith I know of. Catholics eventually got around to installing “hearing aids” in confessionals, but these are not commen still, and they haven’t carried things much farther. The Mormons, in contrast, have had monitors at their baptismal fonts for years (they look like the “Molten Sea” outside the ancient Jerusalem Temple, balanced atop the backs of twelve oxen, so you can have that whiole Biblical value of pi = 3 argument about them.), displaying the names of the person baptized and the vicarious spirit as well. I’d not be at all surprised to find that the Temple recommends had been computerized as well. This in itself does not guarantee that they will catch you, but it increases the odds, as there are all sorts of ways to check at this point.
But let’s say that you actually do get in, unsuspected. Most Temples now have videotaped services, I understand. It’s a natural response to high volume and limited church officials, but it’s still a bummer (like tyhose traffic court sessions with a taped judge). I believe that the Salt Lake City temple, the one in Temple Square, still has live services. So let’s say you get in there. Congratulations! You now get to attend a long and possibly boring religious service. For some people, that might be punishment enough.