Sharknado....check. What's next?

Shih Tzuami? Orangutavalanche?

Not exactly the same, but there is sharktopus vs pteracuda.

Can’t beat sharks, so let’s keep Shih Tzus and orangutans out of it.

Journey with us now, to the famed Ring of Fire, where a careless souvenir hunter has royally pissed off Madame Pele. Her response to the hapless tourists and hula girls? Shark-cano!!!

Featuring cameos by Taylor Lautner and Taylor Dooley, reprising their roles of Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

Richter 10 Armadillos.

I recently saw a picture of bunnado

lotsa cute

Corgilanche vs Hamsterquake!

I guess you never saw “Night of the Lepus”.

Well, for Sharknado they crossed a destructive force of nature with a deadly animal with a combination name that’s easy to say. So, maybe “Pirannacane”? I think “Box Jellyfishicane” is too busy sounding.

They can go bigger, with a Hippopoticane or a Tyrannostorm.

Maybe “Shih Tztorm” for the double entendre effect.

Megamongoose Vs Mechacobra

Hivquake.

The Night It Rained Cats And Dogs

Tiger Shark vs. Lionfish: who would win?

Tigerphoon!

Squidalanche vs. Sharknado: Wrath of the Cobracondapus.

I am going to get a cobracondapus movie made, dammit!

Ice Storm Zebra

For the young’uns.

Octocane!

It’s a Class Eight!

Short featurette-Gigaguppies Vs. Supersmelt

It Came Up From Beneath The Beach-Geoducktopus!

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