Could there be four sadder words?

“Unable to authenticate session.”

“The tap is dry.”

“What might have been”

“Right in the nuts”

“I never loved you”

“I forgot the condoms”

“I found someone else.”

“I never loved you”

We have no bacon.

“Where are the keys?”

“You got gas, right?”

No Soup For You!

We’re out of beer.

Stop the launch, NOW!

(although is that really sad or just terrifying?)

Where’s the toilet paper?

It was your turn.

“I should have asked.”

“You missed your chance.”

“Can’t get a break.”

Let’s just be friends.

“I’m sorry, it’s inoperable.”

Is it in yet?