So, I got a quote “per linear foot” to rebuild my kitchen, which had all of it’s cabinetry removed to rebuild the wall behind it. It’s somewhere between $115 and $200 depending on how nice the replacement cabinetry is.
And, I noticed that the way I actually use the kitchen cabinets is : I cook food. I put all the utensils and pans in the dishwasher after. I run the dishwasher. If I’m lucky, for the next meal the stuff I need is already in the dishwasher and I can just remove it and use it. Eventually, I have a sink full of dishes, so I remove the “unused items” from the dishwasher, put them in the cabinets, and reload. The dishwasher is just acting like a cache for the most commonly used dishes.
A nice dishwasher is about 3 feet wide and costs about $300-$900. Hmm…
So, instead of having cabinets, why don’t I install like 6 dishwashers and mount a countertop directly above them (I’d just buy a single long piece of prebuilt countertop, the kind that has the formica already installed from the hardware store. This would be relatively simple to install as it would not need all the skilled and expensive labor for the cabinet doors)? It would cost almost the same.
I’d organize all my dishes into sets. “standard breakfast, standard lunch, standard dinner, extra guest set, and like 2 dishwashers worth for a complex cooking task”. All dishwashers need to be the kind that have integrated disposals. I’d need to buy additional dishes to make these sets work, but they’d all be inexpensive, relatively sturdy dishes and silverware from walmart.
After every meal, I’d just shake off any large chunks of leftover food into the sink, and dump the unscraped dishes right into the dishwasher that the set goes to. Hit the button. I was thinking I could even purchase dishes that all have the same color or theme and then paint or purchase fronts to the dishwasher doors that match.
Advantages :
1. No unloading
2. I have 6 dishwashers, so if one fails, I have 5.
3. While 6 dishwashers means 6 times the things that can go wrong, in practice they also each have 1/6 the workload. I could possibly “rotate” dishwashers every 3 months or so where I move all the sets over by 1 to even out the per dishwasher load.
4. Dishwashers with a “sanitize” cycle use extra hot water to kill basically all the bacteria. Leaving the sanitized dishes inside the dishwasher until ready for use is probably the cleanest possible way to maintain my dishes, instead of stuffing them into a wooden cabinet that roaches occasionally pass by and leave various bits of debris in. I’m aware that in practice this probably rarely matters, foodborne illness usually comes from the food itself being improperly prepared or contaminated and not the dishes.
Disadvantages :
1. All those water hoses and sewer hoses means a lot more potential for a leak than if I just have 1 dishwasher. I’d have to setup some kind of 6 way tee to connect them all to water, etc. I’d also have to upgrade the electrical wiring or something to handle the worst case of them all running at once.
2. Machines age when time passes, not just from workload. I’m sure that 6 dishwashers would cost more money in repairs and replacements than just 1.
3. I’d need more dishes, a few hundred bucks worth all told.
4. People would go WTF when/if I tried to sell the house. I’m hoping at least some folks would see how awesome it is, though…