April 1st, 2015, 00:06 am. I get a phone call from our operations/rostering people.
Ops person: “How quickly can you get to work?”
Me (groggy, sleepy): “mmm, 'bout an hour…”
OP: “Ok, do it.”
Me: “Alright … what am I doing?”
OP: “Don’t know yet, probably Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane.”
Me: “Ok, bye”
I have a quick shower, get dressed, and before I get in the car I check my online roster. There is nothing on it, it still says I’m on reserve.
I drive to work, a bit annoyed, my Mum is here for a few days and I’d been planning on taking her wine tasting. If I have to fly through to Brisbane I’m not going to be back in till midday and then I’m going to want to sleep. Ops person didn’t mention getting home to Adelaide either, maybe I’ll have to stay the day in Brisbane, maybe I should have packed an overnight bag? Oh well, I’ve got my phone and credit cards, I can buy some toiletries and clean undies if I need to.
I get to work and before getting out of the car I check my online roster again from my phone. Hmmm, this looks a bit suspicious. My duty says Adelaide to Melbourne, than it says I’m flying home as a passenger with Qantas and there is a note next to the duty that says “FALSE”. I’m starting to think this is a bad joke. I check again and there is a roster change, the change is the same duty as before but instead of saying “FALSE” it says “FAKE”. They can’t possibly pull this kind of stunt can they? I also note that I’m flying with a new captain which means, for the first time in nearly three years I’ll be flying as the first officer. New captains are not permitted to operate as a first officer while more seasoned captains are. Jesus! Can I remember what to do?
I walk into the crew room and my captain is in there. He looks at me and says he doesn’t think we are going anywhere. I’m still not really awake and wonder if he’s referring to it all being an April Fool’s joke but apparently operations are still saying they don’t know exactly what’s happening.
I sit down, sign on, have a look at the weather and try to get interested. By this stage I’m about 70% sure that it is a big leg pulling exercise.
Eventually I call ops to get the latest.
Me: “This isn’t some kind of elaborate April Fools prank is it?”
Ops (laughing): “I wish it was … no, we want you to fly Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane then back to Adelaide”
Me (sigh): “Ok”
I’d really been hoping it was a prank and I could go home and back to bed, but no, it wasn’t. Apparently the “FALSE” and “FAKE” notes were just place holders in lieu of the, then unknown, complete duty.