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Old 07-01-2001, 06:20 AM
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do you think that maybe, you are the oldest poster? or the youngest? do you think that you might have the longest tongue? or are you the laziest? what makes you different from all the other posters? what kind of oddities do we have hanging out here?
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Old 07-01-2001, 06:52 AM
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I'm the most boring Doper.
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Old 07-01-2001, 07:01 AM
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I am probably the only female Doper who owns a paint contracting company.
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Old 07-01-2001, 07:11 AM
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I post the most on a daily basis, as of late at least.

I have the most enemies.

I am the most bare-footed Doper.

I may be the laziest, depending on your definition of "work".

I sleep the least.

I am "the most" evil incarnate.
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Old 07-01-2001, 07:58 AM
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I'm such a hardcore, extreme doper, that when I see someone displaying ignorance I go after them with my Stupid Shovel.

Did I mention I'm the only doper writing from jail?









God I gotta stop writing after not sleeping for a day 1/2
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Old 07-01-2001, 09:22 AM
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I'm the most drunkest poster... at least right now.. I think...
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Old 07-01-2001, 10:34 AM
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I am the most self-misrepresentative.

And no, no one needs to know what that means.

And no, it doesn't mean I lie.
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Old 07-01-2001, 10:50 AM
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My post count/posts with any real value is probably the lowest of anyone here.
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Old 07-01-2001, 11:15 AM
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I would have to say that I am the most modest poster in the IMHO. Come to think of it, I've got to be the most modest poster on the whole damn SDMB. In fact, there's no denying that I must be, without a doubt, the most modest poster ever to post on the internet, bar none.
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Old 07-01-2001, 11:18 AM
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I'm the only doper who owns a fully certified SAR dog and a Schutzhund III protection/service dog... I can kill you in 15 seconds flat, and then find your remains three weeks later!

Oh, and I may well qualify for the doper with the strangest academic background.
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Old 07-01-2001, 11:25 AM
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I'm the most boring Doper.
Pfft.

Think you can have that title just cos you got to it first? That belongs to ME, dammit!!

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Old 07-01-2001, 10:15 PM
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I'm probably one of, if not the only Doper that could snuff anyone from a distance of out to 1,000 yards, with a fair degree of certainty, too.

MikeG is probably the only other Doper that can top this, but I've likely driven the fastest, and legally, too. Top average speed of 161.38 mph for 2 miles.

I think it's safe to say I've got the deepest love for all things snowie.

Oh, and I probably drive the most miles every weekend (average about 650 per for the last 7 months.)
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Old 07-01-2001, 10:28 PM
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I am the Doper who makes the finest deviled eggs.

Except for Hamadryad.




But some day, I promise to CRUSH her...yes, CRUSH her like a bug...my experiments with pickle juice and aioli and cayenne are coming close to fruition...yes, they called me mad...the men at the University...but, come daylight {waving a shaking hand toward the operating table}, we'll see who's CRAZY....
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Old 07-01-2001, 10:29 PM
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I am the doper with the least amount of Intellegence. Or forethought.
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Old 07-01-2001, 10:46 PM
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I'm probably the most geophysical, or at the least the most oily.

The drillingest?
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Old 07-01-2001, 10:47 PM
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I have the most sexually suggestive username.
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Old 07-01-2001, 10:56 PM
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I have the greatest resemblance to Kurt Cobain. Of any female doper, at the very least, if not males too.

I probably have the most innapropriate relationship with an automobile of any doper, although knowing the guys here, one of them might have "known" a tailpipe or something, in which case he's got me beat.

I think I'm the only doper who's been employed by a NASCAR team, but there's only a handful of us who would care.
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Old 07-01-2001, 11:00 PM
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I have been told that I may be the sweetest male poster on the boards..but I don't know if by saying that I will vacate the title
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Old 07-01-2001, 11:59 PM
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I have but one title - the Gay Guy. All the rest are pale imitators.

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Old 07-02-2001, 12:03 AM
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I'm the most sought-after recently-legal Matt Damon/Dawson look alike on the boards.
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Old 07-02-2001, 01:15 AM
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I am the poster most likely to be stoned while posting.
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Old 07-02-2001, 02:45 AM
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I am the poster that has posted most recently. As of riiiiight......NOW!
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Old 07-02-2001, 02:53 AM
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Nyah Nyah on Smeghead!

I'm the ONLY doper who lives in Canmore. Therefore:

The cutest, youngest, sweetest, most beautiful, tallest, most talented, and most demure and modest poster. In Canmore.

Maybe I'm the quilt-iest.
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Old 07-02-2001, 03:04 AM
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Re: Nyah Nyah on Smeghead!

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Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
The cutest, youngest, sweetest, most beautiful, tallest, most talented, and most demure and modest poster. In Canmore.

Maybe I'm the quilt-iest.
Don't forget spiciest (is that a word, not sure, should be)
Canadianredheads rule !!!

Me, I'm the most Francophone poster.
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Old 07-02-2001, 04:18 AM
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I'm the only Icelandic poster that can write English (albeit, just barely).

I am the most subversive Commie Pinko poster.

I am the only poster living in Beijing.

I am *probably* the only poster to have had a 20th birthday party on The Great Wall.

--- G. Raven
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Old 07-02-2001, 04:23 AM
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I would definitely challenge for the title of laziest Doper. Although the true laziest Doper might be too lazy to post here and let us know about his or her existence. So maybe I can just try to be the "Laziest Doper Not Lazy Enough to be Too Lazy to Actually Claim the Title," or something of that sort.

I'm likely to be the only Doper to make smoothies for a living, but that's not much of a distinction. hmm...

I'd like to be the Best Doper at the Game of Starcraft. Now there'd be a title worth fighting for.

Dammit, that makes me sound lame. I'll come up with something!
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Old 07-02-2001, 04:27 AM
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I am the only doper awake in my house right now.
(I figure the dogs don't count and I'm the only other person living here)
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Old 07-02-2001, 04:44 AM
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I am the worst speller!
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Old 07-02-2001, 04:49 AM
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I'm probably the only poster who'll might be on Big Brother

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Old 07-02-2001, 04:51 AM
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Damn!! When do I ever learn to spell right?? (See, I passed you right there spooje). That must read: who might. No need for a 'll there...
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Old 07-02-2001, 05:04 AM
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i think i am the only violinist doper. at least i assume so, as i am too lazy to actually research that. not that i'm trying to claim the lazy title. i know someone's husband is a violinist, but he's not a doper, now is he?

just had a thought: it would be really cool if there was a doper string quartet, not that it would actually happen... any of you a violist or 'cellist. of course we'd need another violinist, which would strip me of my title...how 'bout a trio?
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Old 07-02-2001, 05:15 AM
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Hey! Maybe I can be the Best Doper at Minesweeper! Of course I would cede the title of Best Doper at Minesweeper (Beginner Only) to you, amati.

Dammit, that's lame too! I wanna be cool...
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Old 07-02-2001, 05:19 AM
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I think Iím the only doper for whom British Sign Language is a first language. Iím probably one of the littlest adult posters at 4ft10, if not the littlest. If I win this title, could I please have my victory marching flag we must have flags, surely? on a really long pole so that everyone may see it?
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Old 07-02-2001, 05:55 AM
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Damn!! When do I ever learn to spell right?? (See, I passed you right there spooje). That must read: who might. No need for a 'll there...
It was the wrong word. But it was spelled correctly.

So.....pppttthhhhppp!

::blowing Aghris a raspberry!::
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Old 07-02-2001, 06:01 AM
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It was the wrong word. But it was spelled correctly.

So.....pppttthhhhppp!

::blowing Aghris a raspberry!:: [/B]
Oh, OK then, nitpicker. So we have a worst speller and a worst grammar user here then. You decide which of the two is even worse.
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Old 07-02-2001, 06:03 AM
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I'm probably one of the biggest dopers - I know some are taller, and some weigh more, but I don't know of any that have my combination of height and weight (6'5" and 300 lbs).
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Old 07-02-2001, 06:42 AM
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I think I've performed more weddings than any other Doper, although I may be wrong (100 by the end of July).

I may also be the only Doper who's been on TV in Japan (in a show that may end up as a new post in the thread "What's the most disturbing thing you've seen on TV?" Me! In a cowboy hat, whomping the bejeezus out of somone else in a cowboy hat. For a kid's show.)

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Old 07-02-2001, 07:31 AM
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I'll be 62 this month so I'm probably ah, you know...what was the question?
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Old 07-02-2001, 10:09 AM
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I'm possibly the most ignored Doper... dubious honour, but I'll take what I can get.
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Old 07-02-2001, 10:29 AM
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I am probably the Doper who is most starved for attention, and most willing to do anything to get it.
Hey! Look at me! I want a cookie!
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Old 07-02-2001, 10:58 AM
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I may also be the only Doper who's been on TV in Japan...
There're at least two of us.
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Old 07-02-2001, 11:35 AM
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Um....::thinking::

Lessee, I'm the only Doper who works at MSU. No, wait, that's not right.

I'm the only Doper who rides her bike to work...no, crap, that's not it either.

Um, I'm comin' up blank here, guys.
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Old 07-02-2001, 11:46 AM
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MikeG is probably the only other Doper that can top this, but I've likely driven the fastest, and legally, too. Top average speed of 161.38 mph for 2 miles.
Outta the way, you slug.

I've driven 284 km/h (176.50 mph) at the end of the straight on the Zandvoort Race Track in a race-trim Ferrari Testarossa. Nyah.

(Don't know about average speed though, but as you can tell from the circuit layout, it probably wasn't 161 MPH by a long shot. But still, top speed counts here, right?)
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Old 07-02-2001, 11:53 AM
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I may also be the only Doper who's been on TV in Japan...
There're at least two of us.
Three.

And I don't know my top speed driving. The ticket said 164, but the cop said he was giving me a break to avoid the felony.

I'm probably the only left-handed golfer among dopers. If not, I'll come up with something else.
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Old 07-02-2001, 12:27 PM
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I'm the only Doper in my house!
I'm the only thrice married Doper with a divorce and an annulment behind her?
Oh and wishbone, I've never posted or read the SDMB while wearing shoes. I don't even drive in shoes. I'll fight you for the most bare-foot Doper title
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Old 07-02-2001, 12:45 PM
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Slowfire
(Don't know about average speed though, but as you can tell from the circuit layout, it probably wasn't 161 MPH by a long shot. But still, top speed counts here, right?)
As long as you recognize that I've probably got you beat, I'll let you take the glory on this one, since I do not have an accurate record of my top speed.

A look at the race reocrd for the track, and I realize my error, too, it is only 1.5 miles, not 2, but a look at the track record shows I was just off the pace of 163.633 set by the late Dale Earnhardt. Go me.
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Old 07-02-2001, 12:47 PM
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Maybe I'm the knife-lovin'est doper. Goes with the title.
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Old 07-02-2001, 01:21 PM
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i think i am the only violinist doper.
Nope! I'm a violinist, too. Although, you might mean the only professional violinist, in which case you might be right. As for your string quartet...any of you wanna join us? Still room for a cello and a viola!
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Old 07-02-2001, 01:58 PM
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I am the hottest doper!

Here in Tucson, it's 106 degrees F today.

I'm also the only doper posting from work, when I should be working! Boy, am I evil! I'm sure no-one has ever even thought of doing anything like that before.
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Old 07-02-2001, 02:15 PM
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I think I may take the cake for the youngest...I don't quite want to reveal my age yet but if anyone wants to challenge me for it I'll say.
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