I’ve read some of these before, but here’s a whole stack of Amazon reviews written by funny people with too much time o their hands.
On a revie for a T-shirt with three wolves howling at the moon:
(The shirt review resurfaces in the last one on the site)
Or this one on a can of Uranium ore:
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Love the one for the Relaxation Capsule:
“One drawback, when it was delivered the capsule had no bolt on the outside. But I’m handy, so I installed one. I have been locking the wife and kids into the chamber from 7pm to 7am every evening, and boy am I relaxed. This really works.”
I seem to remember doing this before (but I’ll let someone else find the thread).
In the mean time, I direct your attention towards 55 gallons of lubricant
One of the reviews from this:
There are 309 reviews for this one. People are having too much fun.
My favorites were the mom’s reviewing the vibrating Harry Potter broomstick.
Keep the batteries out!, December 26, 2001
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ
This toy was #1 on my daughter’s Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn’t until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and VIBRATES when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on—what were the creators of this toy thinking? She’ll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.
Three Hundred and Thirty Nine reviews???
I took off one star because it does not have a subscribe & save option.
Not a review, but one of the customer questions.
Anova Culinary Precision Cooker
“Can you use this to cook raptor?”
Three different colors are available via that page and the reviews are lumped together.
ALL of the reviews for the Three Wolf Moon shirt are pretty much the same.
Probably the best finds would be at The Worst Things For Sale.