Yeah, that’s right, Chicago, the Pirates done gone and beat your precious Cubs last night. Heh heh heh. And no, I don’t give a rat’s patootie about what place the two teams are in, or how many games in a row we just lost. We won anyway.
[sub]God, that sounds nice. “We won.” Heh. So new.[/sub]
God bless the Bucs, and here’s to a kick-ass second half. Pirates all the way!
Y’know, Jester, I knew I didn’t like you. Now I know why. :wally:
Go Cubs
It’s because Kerry shaved his goatee off. Jerk.
I was just waiting patiently for your manager to waltz out and go berzerk on the field again 
jarbaby
Heh. Yeah, the base stealing will probably go down in history as one of the Pirates’ all-time greatest moments. Lloyd MacClendon has been a godsend this year.
And goatee, shmoatee. One of our starters dislocated his friggin’ knee, and we still beat you poor saps.