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Old 07-20-2001, 11:13 AM
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Yeah, that's right, Chicago, the Pirates done gone and beat your precious Cubs last night. Heh heh heh. And no, I don't give a rat's patootie about what place the two teams are in, or how many games in a row we just lost. We won anyway.
God, that sounds nice. "We won." Heh. So new.

God bless the Bucs, and here's to a kick-ass second half. Pirates all the way!
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Old 07-20-2001, 11:31 AM
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Y'know, Jester, I knew I didn't like you. Now I know why. :wally:


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Old 07-20-2001, 11:37 AM
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It's because Kerry shaved his goatee off. Jerk.

I was just waiting patiently for your manager to waltz out and go berzerk on the field again

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Old 07-20-2001, 11:58 AM
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Heh. Yeah, the base stealing will probably go down in history as one of the Pirates' all-time greatest moments. Lloyd MacClendon has been a godsend this year.

And goatee, shmoatee. One of our starters dislocated his friggin' knee, and we still beat you poor saps.
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