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Old 12-07-2017, 08:18 PM
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What's the end game here? Five or six of you attack and insult anyone who disagrees, and attempt to bait others into name calling in order to get them banned.


Is there a leader of this army of synchophants, or do you just swarm anyone with an original thought until they cave and agree blindly with every nutty thought the old timers have?


Is this...is this Shirley Jackson's Lottery personified? The Village? Which one of you goosesteppers throws the first stone?

I'm sure going to miss you.
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:25 PM
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"Troll'' has also taken on really broad connotations that may or may not include genuine beliefs. By the standards of this thread, basically anything can be trolling if it pisses you off.
I think several of us have noted, way back when, that this thread really should be renamed as it has expanded to include screw-ball posters as well as trolls. We seem to get quite a few of the former, and this thread serves as a convenient clearing house for both. But I can see where that could cause some confusion.
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:30 PM
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I have to admit, I'm flattered to be considered an old timer! I always figured someone had to be here at least ten years for that designation. (Preens)
You can also take pride in the fact that if there were such a thing as a "synchophant", you would be one. Although maybe the illiterate fuckwit meant "synchrotron", which is possibly less flattering as no one wants to be compared to a particle accelerator.
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:32 PM
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I'm voting "wouldn't want to be one". Sounds like an elephant who does synchronized dancing or something along those lines.
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:35 PM
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I think several of us have noted, way back when, that this thread really should be renamed as it has expanded to include screw-ball posters as well as trolls. We seem to get quite a few of the former, and this thread serves as a convenient clearing house for both. But I can see where that could cause some confusion.
I don't see anything wrong with renaming it. I bet a mod would be willing to change it.

What would we call it?

Mini-Pits?
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:36 PM
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:42 PM
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I'm sure going to miss you.
Oh, Morgenstern, your place as the head of the office gossips is safe. I didn't realize what a bee hive I'd stepped in; I don't even socialize with your kind at work.


I'll stick to lurking around the smart kids in Gareat Debates and leave the backbiting to you and the girls.

Enjoy your bubble!
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:47 PM
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Oh, Morgenstern, your place as the head of the office gossips is safe. I didn't realize what a bee hive I'd stepped in; I don't even socialize with your kind at work.


I'll stick to lurking around the smart kids in Gareat Debates and leave the backbiting to you and the girls.

Enjoy your bubble!
You're welcome. You'll make an excellent lurker.

I'm planning to spend more time in Gareat Debates too. In the synchophant thread.
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:58 PM
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You're welcome. You'll make an excellent lurker.

I'm planning to spend more time in Gareat Debates too. In the synchophant thread.
It's unlikely the Head Hen has anything to offer GD, seeing as how Spell Check and sniping are your only skills. Stay in your lane, Sweetheart.
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:58 PM
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You're welcome. You'll make an excellent lurker.

I'm planning to spend more time in Gareat Debates too. In the synchophant thread.
Aren't you the poster who thought California could legally secede? Funny to see you denigrating other posters.
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:15 PM
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There is an endgame?
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:22 PM
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It's unlikely the Head Hen has anything to offer GD, seeing as how Spell Check and sniping are your only skills. Stay in your lane, Sweetheart.
You mad bro?
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:24 PM
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This is the Pit. Call us anything you want in this forum. It won't get you banned. Disagreeing with us won't get you banned. You may get banned if the mods agree with our assessment that you are a troll/sock. A trock, if you will. If they don't, you'll continue here as long as you follow the rules.
"Trocks". I like that. I shall have no more trock with these people.

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There is an endgame?
The only way to win the game is not to play. Isn't it interesting how they found their way to this thread with only a vague reference and no link?
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:26 PM
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We need a list of trocks on a big plack.
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:31 PM
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"Trocks". I like that. I shall have no more trock with these people.



The only way to win the game is not to play. Isn't it interesting how they found their way to this thread with only a vague reference and no link?
Do you think there is a secret door, or something? There are only about ten active threads across a very small board with an oddly small number of members.

There is no mystery to either the boards or your limited population of active users. You don't allow fresh ideas or dissenting opinions, you run everyone off.


You are a very peculiar clan of online bullies, precisely, the opposite of what I'd expect from a website dedicated to fighting ignorance.


More like circle the wagons and defend the ignorance.
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:34 PM
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There is an endgame?
It really implies a level of strategy and organization we just do not have.
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:38 PM
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Do you think there is a secret door, or something? There are only about ten active threads across a very small board with an oddly small number of members.

There is no mystery to either the boards or your limited population of active users. You don't allow fresh ideas or dissenting opinions, you run everyone off.


You are a very peculiar clan of online bullies, precisely, the opposite of what I'd expect from a website dedicated to fighting ignorance.


More like circle the wagons and defend the ignorance.

Dude, you brought way too much ignorance for us to fight. We're only the night shift ya know.
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:43 PM
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Dude, you brought way too much ignorance for us to fight. We're only the night shift ya know.
Pray, lead me to the ignorance you have fought. Take care that I wrote "fought", not wrought.

The latter is evident.
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:52 PM
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… You don't allow fresh ideas or dissenting opinions, you run everyone off.…
“Fresh ideas” is one of those paradoxical buzzword things, comparable to saying “I'm so brilliant”. Great people do not tout their greatness, only wannabes do. If your ideas are so fucking “fresh”, prove it, by providing us with actual “fresh” ideas (bearing in mind that there is nothing new under the sun).
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:00 PM
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Pray, lead me to the ignorance you have fought. Take care that I wrote "fought", not wrought.

The latter is evident.
Hell, then I'd have to explain it to you, then explain the explanation, get you a juice box, then re-explain it to you. Probably easier to teach my dog to play chess than to bring you up to speed.
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:01 PM
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“Fresh ideas” is one of those paradoxical buzzword things, comparable to saying “I'm so brilliant”. Great people do not tout their greatness, only wannabes do. If your ideas are so fucking “fresh”, prove it, by providing us with actual “fresh” ideas (bearing in mind that there is nothing new under the sun).
So far my fresh idea was to laugh at the idea that having small talk made over your snack qualifies as harassment. I was soundly crucified for disagreeing with your sacred cow.


Surely more than one person realizes that wouldn't fit the definition of harassment in any handbook. Not even the staff at Weight Watchers would support such whining.
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:08 PM
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You were crucified because you are a hapless troll/sock. You choose to be crucified because you were too stupid to stay out of this forum. Anyway, please cross your legs, I have but one nail left.
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:09 PM
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So far my fresh idea was to laugh at the idea that having small talk made over your snack qualifies as harassment.…
And that is fresh, how?
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:11 PM
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And that is fresh, how?
I applied logic and reason, which appear to be novel concepts for you.
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:15 PM
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.I was soundly crucified for disagreeing with your sacred cow.
You know what they say--if you meet the Buddha on the street, the mountain comes to Mohammad, Shalom!
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:16 PM
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FRESH HOLIDAY HAM WITH MUSTARD SAUCE

INGREDIENTS
1 8-10 LB. FRESH HAM, PREFERABLY SHANK PORTION, SKIN ON
1/2 CUP KOSHER SALT
1/2 CUP MORTON'S TENDERQUICK CURING SALT
3/4 CUP DARK BROWN SUGAR
2 QTS. WATER
1 TSP. WHOLE CLOVES (OPTIONAL)
1 TBSP. TRAEGER PORK AND POULTRY SHAKE
2 CUPS APPLE JUICE
1/4 CUP MAPLE SYRUP, WARMED
1/4 CUP BOURBON, OR MORE APPLE JUICE
1/4 CUP DRY MUSTARD
1/2 CUP BROWN SUGAR
2 TSP. COARSE SALT (KOSHER OR SEA)
1 TSP. FRESHLY GROUND BLACK PEPPER
1/2 CUP APPLE CIDER VINEGAR
2 CUPS HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM
4 EGG YOLKS, BEATEN

In a container large enough to hold the brine and ham, combine the kosher salt, curing salt, 3/4 cup of brown sugar, and the water. Stir to dissolve the salt and sugar crystals. If a more cured texture and appearance is desired, use a kitchen syringe to inject the brine into the ham, especially near the bone.
Submerge the ham, weighting it with ice-filled resealable plastic bags, if necessary. Cover it and refrigerate for 24 hours.
Rinse the ham thoroughly under cold running water and pat it dry with paper towels. (Discard the brine.) Using a sharp knife, score the skin on the entire surface of the ham at 1-inch intervals in a crosshatch pattern. Insert a whole clove into each diamond shape, if desired.
Season the outside of the ham with Traeger Pork and Poultry Rub. Put the ham on a rack in a roasting pan.
When ready to cook, start the Traeger grill on Smoke with the lid open until the fire is established (4 to 5 minutes). Set the temperature to Smoke and preheat, lid closed, for 10 to 15 minutes.
Place the roasting pan with the ham on the grill grate. Smoke the ham for 2 hours.
Meanwhile, combine the apple juice, maple syrup, and bourbon and transfer to a mister. Mist or mop the outside of the ham.
Increase the temperature of the grill to 300F and continue to roast the ham, misting occasionally, until the internal temperature reaches 165F, about 3 to 4 hours.
Check the temperature at the 2-hour mark: fresh hams are quite lean, and you do not want to overcook the meat. When done, the smaller bone at the end of the ham will wiggle easily.
Transfer the ham to a platter or cutting board, cover, and let rest for 20 minutes before carving.
Meanwhile, make the mustard sauce: In a saucepan, whisk the mustard, brown sugar, and salt and pepper, breaking up any lumps with the whisk or your fingers. Add the vinegar and blend well.
Add the cream and beaten egg yolks to the saucepan and cook over very low heat, stirring constantly, until thickened and smooth. Serve warm with the ham.
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:17 PM
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:21 PM
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FRESH HOLIDAY HAM WITH MUSTARD SAUCE

INGREDIENTS
1 8-10 LB. FRESH HAM, PREFERABLY SHANK PORTION, SKIN ON
1/2 CUP KOSHER SALT
1/2 CUP MORTON'S TENDERQUICK CURING SALT
3/4 CUP DARK BROWN SUGAR
2 QTS. WATER
1 TSP. WHOLE CLOVES (OPTIONAL)
1 TBSP. TRAEGER PORK AND POULTRY SHAKE
2 CUPS APPLE JUICE
1/4 CUP MAPLE SYRUP, WARMED
1/4 CUP BOURBON, OR MORE APPLE JUICE
1/4 CUP DRY MUSTARD
1/2 CUP BROWN SUGAR
2 TSP. COARSE SALT (KOSHER OR SEA)
1 TSP. FRESHLY GROUND BLACK PEPPER
1/2 CUP APPLE CIDER VINEGAR
2 CUPS HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM
4 EGG YOLKS, BEATEN

In a container large enough to hold the brine and ham, combine the kosher salt, curing salt, 3/4 cup of brown sugar, and the water. Stir to dissolve the salt and sugar crystals. If a more cured texture and appearance is desired, use a kitchen syringe to inject the brine into the ham, especially near the bone.
Submerge the ham, weighting it with ice-filled resealable plastic bags, if necessary. Cover it and refrigerate for 24 hours.
Rinse the ham thoroughly under cold running water and pat it dry with paper towels. (Discard the brine.) Using a sharp knife, score the skin on the entire surface of the ham at 1-inch intervals in a crosshatch pattern. Insert a whole clove into each diamond shape, if desired.
Season the outside of the ham with Traeger Pork and Poultry Rub. Put the ham on a rack in a roasting pan.
When ready to cook, start the Traeger grill on Smoke with the lid open until the fire is established (4 to 5 minutes). Set the temperature to Smoke and preheat, lid closed, for 10 to 15 minutes.
Place the roasting pan with the ham on the grill grate. Smoke the ham for 2 hours.
Meanwhile, combine the apple juice, maple syrup, and bourbon and transfer to a mister. Mist or mop the outside of the ham.
Increase the temperature of the grill to 300F and continue to roast the ham, misting occasionally, until the internal temperature reaches 165F, about 3 to 4 hours.
Check the temperature at the 2-hour mark: fresh hams are quite lean, and you do not want to overcook the meat. When done, the smaller bone at the end of the ham will wiggle easily.
Transfer the ham to a platter or cutting board, cover, and let rest for 20 minutes before carving.
Meanwhile, make the mustard sauce: In a saucepan, whisk the mustard, brown sugar, and salt and pepper, breaking up any lumps with the whisk or your fingers. Add the vinegar and blend well.
Add the cream and beaten egg yolks to the saucepan and cook over very low heat, stirring constantly, until thickened and smooth. Serve warm with the ham.
Don't nobody comment on this meal, or he'll go straight to HR and file a lawsuit.
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:30 PM
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Which trock showed up and kept insisting that we didn't know how to debate and he was winning? This one reminds me of that one, with slightly better language skills.

It promised to go to GD but it's still here. It would be nice if it would trock on down the road.
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:32 PM
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Which trock showed up and kept insisting that we didn't know how to debate and he was winning? This one reminds me of that one, with slightly better language skills.

It promised to go to GD but it's still here. It would be nice if it would trock on down the road.
There was that racist trock that claimed to win every time he opened his mouth.
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:43 PM
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There are only about ten active threads across a very small board with an oddly small number of members.

There is no mystery to either the boards or your limited population of active users. You don't allow fresh ideas or dissenting opinions, you run everyone off.
I agree. This is a very tiny board with ten threads and virtually no members, and is obviously no place for someone of your tremendous intellect. Plus, the place is infested with synchophants. For example, no one else was able -- as you did in that sexual harassment thread -- to cut right to the core of the issue the way you did. By ignoring most of the facts or getting them exactly backwards, fabricating others, and then applying 18th century values to the whole, you were able to analyze the situation with a perspicacity that would be the envy of Sherlock Holmes. You were thus able to reach conclusions that would never have occurred to anyone else, except possibly some other insufferable misogynistic mouth-breathing troglodyte.

I also agree that we're generally pretty good at running everyone off, and what confuses me is why you're still here, with your throbbing great intellect blinding us like the light of a thousand suns. Isn't there someplace more fitting for someone of your intellectual stature than this humble board, preferably on some other planet?

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Old 12-07-2017, 10:46 PM
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I suggest you stay PCarolinus unless at some point you start complaining about how poor people or blacks or gays are ruining your life.
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Old 12-07-2017, 11:01 PM
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I suggest you stay PCarolinus unless at some point you start complaining about how poor people or blacks or gays are ruining your life.

Nah, nothing like that, but I do wish women would stop embarrassing the rest of us with frivolous complaints. That kind of behavior is why no one believes the women who complained about men in power. Because when you whine about every perceived slight and raise that kind of hell over nothing, it not only tarnishes credible claims it paints women as shrill attention seekers.


Keep crying wolf and no one believes you when the wolf grabs you right in the pussy.


But damn, she commented on my lunch, right? That's a real fucking travesty right there.

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Old 12-07-2017, 11:29 PM
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Nah, nothing like that, but I do wish women would stop embarrassing the rest of us …
Look, honey, this is the pit trolls thread. Take your issues discussion somewhere else. We are just here in this thread to call out trolls. Protest thee not too much.
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Old 12-07-2017, 11:36 PM
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Look, honey, this is the pit trolls thread. Take your issues discussion somewhere else. We are just here in this thread to call out trolls. Protest thee not too much.
I just did. Nawth Chuka trolled her entire office, if that tale is even true. Trolled that thread which was asking if women overstate harassment claims when she posted that hilariously trifling complaint.


So yeah, found a troll my first day on the board. How the hell did you seasoned backbiters miss it?
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Old 12-08-2017, 12:04 AM
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So yeah, found a troll my first day on the board.
Keep your mirror polished, as it seems to be working nicely.
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Old 12-08-2017, 12:08 AM
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I once shot a sycophant in my pajamas... Oh, you know the rest.
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Old 12-08-2017, 12:12 AM
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I once shot a sycophant in my pajamas... Oh, you know the rest.
We all know what he was doing in your pajamas.
He was keeping them warm for you.
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Old 12-08-2017, 04:36 AM
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I see CrazyTiger has already earned another warning in the Presidential Assassination thread. Making good progress.

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Cool. “Singing meat.” Maybe Linnaeus should have labeled our species Carne cantans.
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What's the end game here? Five or six of you attack and insult anyone who disagrees, and attempt to bait others into name calling in order to get them banned.

Is there a leader of this army of synchophants, or do you just swarm anyone with an original thought until they cave and agree blindly with every nutty thought the old timers have?

Is this...is this Shirley Jackson's Lottery personified? The Village? Which one of you goosesteppers throws the first stone?
I need a ruling from the board - is "goosesteppers" sufficient to tick the "Nazi" box on my Troll Bingo card, or do I have to wait until she goes full Godwin? If I can mark this one off I'll only need "sheeple" to complete the line.

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FRESH HOLIDAY HAM WITH MUSTARD SAUCE

INGREDIENTS
1 8-10 LB. FRESH HAM, PREFERABLY SHANK PORTION, SKIN ON
1/2 CUP KOSHER SALT
What's the point of putting kosher salt on ham? I can just hear the little granules screaming as they get sprinkled on...

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Which trock showed up and kept insisting that we didn't know how to debate and he was winning?
All of them.
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Old 12-08-2017, 05:44 AM
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What's the point of putting kosher salt on ham? I can just hear the little granules screaming as they get sprinkled on...
A fresh ham is uncured. Same cut but it's still just raw pork meat.
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Old 12-08-2017, 06:08 AM
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Yea, but why kosher salt?

You were running so fast you missed the key word
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Old 12-08-2017, 06:32 AM
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Yea, but why kosher salt?

You were running so fast you missed the key word
Draws out moisture.
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The term "kosher salt" comes from its use in making meats kosher by removing surface blood, not from its being made in accordance with the guidelines for kosher foods as written in the Torah, as nearly all salt is kosher, including ordinary table salt.
Now in this case, it's being used in a brine. Because kosher salt has larger crystals than table salt, a half cup of kosher has less "salt mass" than table salt. Using table salt in this recipe would make the brine too salty.
No idea why the recipe uses kosher salt rather than a smaller amount of table salt.
A recent Good Eats episode involved roasting duck. Kosher salt was used to dry out the skin before roasting. Makes for a crispier skin.

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Old 12-08-2017, 07:19 AM
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See, I'm one of today's 10,000. It isn't Kosher salt, it is Kosherizing salt!
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Old 12-08-2017, 07:36 AM
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Draws out moisture.

Now in this case, it's being used in a brine. Because kosher salt has larger crystals than table salt, a half cup of kosher has less "salt mass" than table salt. Using table salt in this recipe would make the brine too salty.
No idea why the recipe uses kosher salt rather than a smaller amount of table salt.
A recent Good Eats episode involved roasting duck. Kosher salt was used to dry out the skin before roasting. Makes for a crispier skin.
IOW, what you're calling kosher salt is just what other people call "salt in large crystals".

Still makes it funny.
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Old 12-08-2017, 07:43 AM
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IOW, what you're calling kosher salt is just what other people call "salt in large crystals".
True. To me, calling it “kosher” smacks of hipster foodie snobbishness (though I admit to a soft spot for that vibe).
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Old 12-08-2017, 08:53 AM
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IOW, what you're calling kosher salt is just what other people call "salt in large crystals".
But that's what kosher salt means. It's not hipster, it's the standard culinary term. If you really want to get upset about food terms, rise up with me as I take arms against hamburger containing no ham.
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Old 12-08-2017, 09:25 AM
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What's the point of putting kosher salt on ham? I can just hear the little granules screaming as they get sprinkled on...
OK, that was funny!!
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Old 12-08-2017, 09:26 AM
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Could we try a little harder not to engage the obvious trolls when they visit the troll thread? I know it's really difficult, but it ruins my enjoyment of the thread.

How about making them their own thread if they are so eager to engage? I'm sure this Politically Correct arolinus character would love a separate pit thread where they could insult the size of our member...ship without the distraction of other trocks being discussed.

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Old 12-08-2017, 09:31 AM
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That's hilarious because I recently remarked to him that he would be the perfect romance novel protagonist. Handsome billionaire playboy with tragic backstory who can never love again? Throw in a BDSM fetish and a maid and we've got a bestseller.
Fifty Shags of Grey?
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Old 12-08-2017, 10:11 AM
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Could we try a little harder not to engage the obvious trolls when they visit the troll thread? I know it's really difficult, but it ruins my enjoyment of the thread.

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I'd be all for a "guess who the sock is" thread. But that would just bring the attention they are looking for. This really has to be the best place to mock them because here, we're allowed to use the T and the S words with impunity.

If they find this forum, absent a invite to look herein, then you're pretty assured that they are a sock, or, perhaps as Sunny D calls them, a TROCK. Keeping them in this thread is a favor to those trying to have an adult conversation in another thread.
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