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Old 01-01-2017, 05:01 PM
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Cats are spamming us now.

Several spam threads today have featured titles such as:ghghdfdfrrrsdeavedgdgd.

Proof it's cats:
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Old 01-01-2017, 05:03 PM
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Only a cat would post such a thing ... maybe we should set out some cardboard boxes and try and trap a few ...
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Old 01-01-2017, 05:06 PM
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Mreeewwwwrrrrr pffffft pffffft hisssssssssssssssss

There. That should get the point across to them.
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Old 01-01-2017, 06:23 PM
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Mreeewwwwrrrrr pffffft pffffft hisssssssssssssssss

There. That should get the point across to them.
Great. Now they're gonna pee inappropriately and claw the furniture.
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Old 01-01-2017, 06:40 PM
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I can usually buy mine off with some 'nip, and either a little canned food, or some Greenies for cats.
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Old 01-01-2017, 06:43 PM
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Mreeewwwwrrrrr pffffft pffffft hisssssssssssssssss

There. That should get the point across to them.
Good thing we have an engineer around ... they know how to deal with cats ...
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:12 PM
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Well, most computers come with mice and a bug or two.
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:32 PM
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Don't worry about the cats; five minutes of paying attention followed by 20 hours of nap.
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:00 PM
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Mreeewwwwrrrrr pffffft pffffft hisssssssssssssssss

There. That should get the point across to them.
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Good thing we have an engineer around ... they know how to deal with cats ...
This is true.
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:09 PM
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You know, I wasn't sure how to answer this... so I asked someone for advice.

"Murr-eeew...?"
"put-put-purr..."
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Old 01-02-2017, 12:54 AM
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Could be a cat. I've noticed a few pussies around here.
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Old 01-02-2017, 01:50 AM
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titles such as:ghghdfdfrrrsdeavedgdgd.
This being the Dope, I feel obligated to provide a link to pawSense software.
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PawSense constantly monitors keyboard activity. PawSense analyzes keypress timings and combinations to distinguish cat typing from human typing. PawSense recognizes a cat on the keyboard within one or two pawsteps



If it didn't cost 20 bucks, I'd install it for fun.
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Old 01-02-2017, 04:14 AM
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Spam Cat
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:55 AM
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This being the Dope, I feel obligated to provide a link to pawSense software.
The time and annoyance that software would have saved me in the past! I've often been driven to the point of madness trying to figure out what the hell my cat did to the computer. It's as if he has the soul of a fiendish hacker!
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Old 01-03-2017, 02:56 PM
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Secretly???
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Old 01-03-2017, 04:48 PM
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The time and annoyance that software would have saved me in the past! I've often been driven to the point of madness trying to figure out what the hell my cat did to the computer. It's as if he has the soul of a fiendish hacker!
1] Open can of tuna
2] Threaten to give to dog

That should fix the problem ...
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Old 01-03-2017, 07:48 PM
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Vile slander! We are not spammers!
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Old 01-03-2017, 07:50 PM
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Vile slander! We are not spammers!
I agree ... that stuff is actually meaningful to y'all ...
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Old 01-05-2017, 08:14 AM
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The time and annoyance that software would have saved me in the past! I've often been driven to the point of madness trying to figure out what the hell my cat did to the computer. It's as if he has the soul of a fiendish hacker!
As the grandmother of a precocious just-turned 2 year old, I can attest that they, too, have the souls of fiendish hackers. I am still trying to restore my smart phone to full functionality after the aforesaid toddler pilfered it from my purse on Christmas.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:21 PM
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As the grandmother of a precocious just-turned 2 year old, I can attest that they, too, have the souls of fiendish hackers. I am still trying to restore my smart phone to full functionality after the aforesaid toddler pilfered it from my purse on Christmas.
A two-year-old would do so inadvertently ... cats do so with pure malice aforethought ... there's only so much cat pee a keyboard can withstand ...
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:30 PM
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Each time I see this thread title, I get "Cats are spamming us, cats are spamming us" earworming me to the tune of umm, you already know, don't you...
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Old 01-05-2017, 03:36 PM
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Each time I see this thread title, I get "Cats are spamming us, cats are spamming us" earworming me to the tune of umm, you already know, don't you...
Thank you ... the cats are officially winning now ...
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Old 01-05-2017, 07:32 PM
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Could be a cat. I've noticed a few pussies around here.
Did ya grab 'em?
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Old 01-06-2017, 08:24 AM
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We must distract the cats! Time to get them drunk.
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Old 01-06-2017, 10:10 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piae-5I46QU

Obligatory Robot Chicken link
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Old 01-06-2017, 10:24 AM
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I'm not so worried about my cats spamming as I am about them discovering 1-click amazon ordering. OTOH, that could explain this.
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Old 01-06-2017, 01:22 PM
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I'm not so worried about my cats spamming as I am about them discovering 1-click amazon ordering. OTOH, that could explain this.
What better way to get a giant cardboard box to play in?
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Old 01-06-2017, 01:40 PM
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What better way to get a giant cardboard box to play in?


Why didn't I think of that? After all, you can't just order a big empty box from Amazon.
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Old 01-06-2017, 03:17 PM
Azeotrope Azeotrope is offline
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Ummm, I hate to break it to ya...
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Old 01-06-2017, 03:19 PM
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There's no provision to have the box assembled before shipping.

Fail! One star.
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Old 01-06-2017, 03:24 PM
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I once had a cat rename a file on my desktop something in the vein of the above ghghdfdfrrrsdeavedgdgd, except much longer. Much worse was when one (somehow) managed to delete a folder filled with hundreds of files from my desktop without sending it to the recycling bin. I had to try 3 shareware undelete programs before I found one that could recover all the files.
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Old 01-06-2017, 03:30 PM
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I can haz Dvorak keyboard?
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Old 01-06-2017, 03:47 PM
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It took four cans of tuna ... but I got one of my cats to admit this thread has gone viral on the caternet ... I hope the SDMB IT gurus have robust catnip filters in place ... apparently there's world-wide feline animosity forming ... us teeming millions need to secure our keyboards for the next few days ...

I've tried, but the moderators don't accept "My cat did it" anymore ...
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Old 01-06-2017, 04:26 PM
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CATS: How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
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Old 01-06-2017, 07:10 PM
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You have no chance to survive make your time HAHAHAHAHA
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