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Old 07-10-2017, 10:09 PM
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Edjaculith? Cum Stone?? (NSFW)

We have tonsil stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpgVi9bKD6c
kidney stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd1OgaoHkNk
gallbladder stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNAa19ccVQ4
Even salivary stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG755LO785s

Do any calcified obstructions gumm up the works in the jizzum department?
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Old 07-10-2017, 10:29 PM
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According to this article, it's rare but happens.
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Old 07-10-2017, 10:35 PM
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Transurethral resection of the veru and calculi extraction is the optimal management.
Yikes!
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Old 07-11-2017, 12:05 AM
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That's the option that doesn't involve cutting any new holes in the plumbing. What's so yikes about that? It sounds like a good idea to me.
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:04 AM
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Yes, but then cum stone has to be dragged through the delicate plumbing to get it out.
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Old 07-11-2017, 08:51 AM
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Which will cause the patient minor discomfort for a few minutes at a time, on a few occasions per day, for maybe two or three days after the procedure. As surgical recoveries go, that's tough to beat.
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Old 07-13-2017, 08:31 AM
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We have tonsil stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpgVi9bKD6c
kidney stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd1OgaoHkNk
gallbladder stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNAa19ccVQ4
Even salivary stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG755LO785s

Do any calcified obstructions gumm up the works in the jizzum department?

A male horse had a (human fist sized) smegma stone... blocking the urethra. The idea is that its probably mostly smegma and dead skin and perhaps some reaction to the irritation it causes, such as calcification.

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Old 07-13-2017, 11:59 AM
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A male horse had a (human fist sized) smegma stone... blocking the urethra. The idea is that its probably mostly smegma and dead skin and perhaps some reaction to the irritation it causes, such as calcification.
That's why routine care of a male horse includes cleaning out urethral fossa (a pouch-like extension at the end of the urethra) from time to time. Fist-sized "beans" (as the lump of accumulated crud is called) are unusual, but even a smallish bean can cause irritation and urinary obstruction. Beans tend to more of a problem in geldings than in stallions. This may be because a stallion gets a lot of erections, which turn the fossa inside-out, releasing some of the gunk before it builds up.
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