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Old 10-04-2017, 02:45 PM
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Who wins? Undead zombies vs. Evil Clowns?

Happy Halloween (almost).

It's that time of the year again for idle, useless speculation about which horror movie monster or boogeyman is the toughest, strongest, wiliest, and/or slickest. Who could be who in a fight?

My idle speculation today is a "death match" between a horde of Romero-style, shuffling, flesh-eating zombies versus a carload of evil killer clowns (or Klowns if you prefer.)

Who do you think would win?
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Old 10-04-2017, 03:04 PM
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Well aren't Evil Clowns reasoning creatures? Don't several have supernatural powers? Can't they use weapons and drive vehicles?

If that is true, I don't see slow zombies having a strong chance.
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Old 10-04-2017, 03:20 PM
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The Clowns start off strong, and it looks like a run-a-way, but the zombies slowly wear them down and win the battle of attrition.

Gimme that Zombie Head!
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Old 10-04-2017, 04:09 PM
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That's just what we need around here, zombie killer clowns.
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Old 10-04-2017, 04:32 PM
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Just a carload? The clowns get overwhelmed after "thinning the herd" down quite a bit (but not, obviously, enough to prevent their gory demise). I'm thinkin' that three carloads could take this, if they were prepared for the undead goons.
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Old 10-04-2017, 04:37 PM
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That's just what we need around here, zombie killer clowns.

It's been done.


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Old 10-04-2017, 05:32 PM
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But how long does it take to get 74 clowns out of a VW Beetle?
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Old 10-04-2017, 05:44 PM
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But how long does it take to get 74 clowns out of a VW Beetle?
Pretty fast with detachable body parts and clown teeth.
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Old 10-04-2017, 07:54 PM
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How many on each side?

Also "evil clowns" seems a bit redundant to me.
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Old 10-04-2017, 09:49 PM
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It's a trick question. A "carload" of clowns equals a "horde" of anything else.
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Old 10-04-2017, 09:51 PM
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Also "evil clowns" seems a bit redundant to me.
They are the ones with balloons.
Pay attention, there will be a quiz on Thursday.
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Old 10-04-2017, 09:57 PM
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It depends: Are the zombies limited to only being able to do what they're able to do? In most zombie movies, the zombies can only move at a slow lumbering shuffle... and yet, they still manage to outrun the high school track star.
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Old 10-05-2017, 09:45 AM
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I'll take zombie Shakespeare over Pennywise any day.
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Old 10-25-2017, 04:57 PM
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Or Twisty.
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Old 10-25-2017, 07:25 PM
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Scooby dooby doo, where are you?
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Old 10-25-2017, 09:07 PM
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Pennywise is very clever.

He'd outwit the zombies every time.
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Old 10-26-2017, 10:20 AM
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This is too open ended. What is the scenario? You've got to give us a set-up. Otherwise, you have an astronauts versus cavemen situation where there are too many variables to resolve.
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