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Old 10-05-2001, 12:11 AM
jabe jabe is offline
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Thank for the idea, Sea Sorbust.

Here goes.




'Jesus wasn't a virgin and I have proof
one day I ran into him in a whorehouse in Montreal
I said Jesus what are you doing with that girl sittin on your face?
he said fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
I created the human race'



Yep, I wrote this poem the other day? What do y'all think?
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Old 10-05-2001, 12:15 AM
Ukulele Ike Ukulele Ike is offline
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Hey, jabe!

I copied out your poem on a piece a notebook paper and I'm submitting it to the....



...oh, no I'm not.
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Old 10-05-2001, 12:20 AM
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um....OK
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