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Old 11-13-2001, 07:30 PM
Mr. Blue Sky Mr. Blue Sky is offline
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I was watching an episode of M*A*S*H where Hawkeye tells Radar that officers don't use the latrine. They wait till they're 50 and explode and came up with this:

"If it were physically possible for you to do so, would only go to the bathroom once a week as opposed to going several times a day?"

Of course, you'd have to co-ordinate your time with others in your household. How long you'd need would also be a consideration.
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Old 11-13-2001, 08:25 PM
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Most of the time I enjoy a good poop and get some good reading done - I will stay with several times a day thankyouverymuch.
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Old 11-13-2001, 09:14 PM
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Going to the bathroom -feels good-!

Why would I wanna give that up? If I could go without one of my bodily functions--I'd pick sleep any day.
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Old 11-13-2001, 09:30 PM
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No. I enjoy a good shit too much to give it up and only go once a week.
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Old 11-13-2001, 09:59 PM
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I know men can feel eerily close to an orgasm by relieving an overfilled bladder. Maybe if we pissed once a week, we could achieve it. You women with orgasm issues, is this a viable alternative pathway to extasy?

I have no strong opinions on dumps either way.
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Old 11-14-2001, 04:38 AM
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There's nothing like a good shit happening
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Old 11-14-2001, 03:48 PM
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I'm sorry, but I can't imagine working for the weekend on this one... I mean, the bloating, the extra weight, that annoying full feeling. Not to mention the volume. We'd have to redesign the toilet! Nope, at least once a day.
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Old 11-14-2001, 04:11 PM
LiquidLobotomy LiquidLobotomy is offline
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I've noticed that too!!!

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Originally posted by yojimboguy
I know men can feel eerily close to an orgasm by relieving an overfilled bladder. Maybe if we pissed once a week, we could achieve it. You women with orgasm issues, is this a viable alternative pathway to extasy?
And here I was thinking that I'm a weirdo. If I've been holding it for a while I seem to feel this eery build up... not like an orgasm per se, but just like the first part of the gasm... Hard to explain. Sometime (rarely) I get that same feeling while taking a dump... not often, but every once and a while. There is an extreme satisfaction with a good defication, it doesn't make me horny, it's a unique feeling though.
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Old 11-14-2001, 08:38 PM
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I'd give up taking a leak everyday in a second.


I do enjoy my morning coffee-induced dump though.


Can we mix and match?
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