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Old 10-13-2001, 10:49 AM
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http://www.cincypost.com/2001/oct/13/indict101301.html

The man under indictment in question is my rabidly conservative Catholic, "Child Not A Choice" bumper sticker having uncle, who once screamed his head off at me for living in sin with my girlfriend. I just got the call from my mom.

I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it through the rest of the work day. I don't know whether to marvel at the irony or site shuddering in a corner.

Pardon me while I go puke.
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Old 10-13-2001, 11:13 AM
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I'd say you owe it to yourself to go into your room, alone, and scream "YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE!" about ten or twenty times. It probably wouldn't do any good to yell it to his face, but it might make you feel better.
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Old 10-13-2001, 11:15 AM
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Hmm. What a role model. How could someone stoop so low? Kiddie porno? Who could bring themselves to put babies in porn positions? Blach.





No offense intended to black455. His uncle's just plain sick. Go ahead and puke, I want to myself and I don't even know the guy.
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Old 10-13-2001, 11:29 AM
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I swear it never fails. The ones who point their finger and screams the loudest always turn out to be the worst sinners cf. Swaggert, Dr. Laura, Gingrich...

I hate to think what Lou Sheldon's been up to.
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Old 10-13-2001, 11:32 AM
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Or Jack Chick.
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Old 10-13-2001, 11:41 AM
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That really sucks, Black. People like this guy give porn customers a bad name.
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Old 10-13-2001, 12:47 PM
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Good God. I'm sorry for the pain your family is going to be enduring because of this sick fuck.

Porno pictures of BABIES? Excuse me while I puke, too. I honest to God had no idea that existed. What kind of people get off on that stuff? I shudder to think that this is coming up in my Psych education...

Secondly, from work? From work you engage in an activity like this? Unreal.

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Old 10-13-2001, 01:05 PM
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Holy mother of fuck...

I'm just sitting here with my beloved one and a half year old daughter while my nearly four year old daughter is happily watching Blue's Clues...

Black - I don't even know what there is to say, your uncle is a sick man. My only hope is that his pedophilic tendencies were limited to looking.

I shouldn't have opened this really, the blood pressure is zooming and I'm getting really pissed thinking about what I'd do to anyone who dared touch my sons or daughters.

I scare myself.
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Old 10-13-2001, 01:27 PM
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I hope he hasn't really done this. In all fairness, he was indicted. It is my understanding that he has not been deemed guilty at this stage. He was charged and I think he must enter a plea of guilty or not, then go through perhaps a trial. I am hoping that some other employee used his computer. But my feeling is that there probably is ample evidence. I don't know. I would hate to be accused of doing this when I did not.
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Old 10-13-2001, 01:29 PM
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damn.

well, i'll bring the cheese grater and the shaped thermite charges, you bring the magnesium salts and the sand-jet shearcutter.


you just KNOW what i'm gonna do...
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Old 10-13-2001, 01:48 PM
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Originally posted by Violet
I hope he hasn't really done this. In all fairness, he was indicted. It is my understanding that he has not been deemed guilty at this stage. He was charged and I think he must enter a plea of guilty or not, then go through perhaps a trial. I am hoping that some other employee used his computer. But my feeling is that there probably is ample evidence. I don't know. I would hate to be accused of doing this when I did not.
Thanks (everybody else, too.) I don't particularly like the guy, but I'm going to do my best to reserve judgement until I have more information. I have yet to discuss this with anybody with my mother, my girlfriend, and a close friend; I imagine people will make the connection soon enough and ask me about it, and I'm trying to mentally prepare myself for saying the same thing a millionfuckintimesoverandover.

He can be a pretty abrasive dude; I'm hoping against hope that he royally pissed one of his coworkers off to the extent that they decided to plant this shit on his computer. Otherwise, I don't know what to think. He's got a wife and three kids ages 14-18.

I get a break in fifteen minutes. I need a cigarette. And a beer. Like a motherfucker.
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