Dammit.
Will anyone find the bodies in the backyard?
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will I get the books I wanted for Christmas?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Don’t count on it.”
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Is the Magic Crystal Ball lying right now?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Yes, definitely.” 
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will anyone find the bodies in the back yard?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Ask again later.”
Hmmm. Well, then!
Hey, Magic 8-ball! Will I make my flight home…if I jump up and down while screaming “elephant” at the top of my lungs? Huh? Will I?
Magic Ball, can you see us?
NOOOOOOooooo[sub]OOOOOoooooo…[/sub] Drat.
Will I get the rest of the stuff I wanted for Christmas?
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will I make my flight home if I jump up and down while screaming ‘elephant’ at the top of my lungs?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Don’t count on it.”
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Can you see us?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “It is certain.”
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will I get the rest of the stuff I wanted for Christmas?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Yes.”