Man, I’d make a terrible guidance counselor. I’d spend too much time recommending that kids report to preschool.
To be honest, Daver914, I was hoping to have a chance to take some Mandarin classes when I transferred to this University. Alas, things didn’t work out, and at the moment I don’t even have the time to continue my German studies, much less pick up another language. There are times when I’m seriously tempted just to remain in college for the rest of my life, to learn the many languages and such that I wish I had the time for. 
(PS – my dad grew up near Rochester. Beautiful area, that)