Thanks for ‘setting me straight’ on that one.
Then: Sol is not a White Dwarf, it’s a Yellow G2V.
(Almost sounds like a Cambodian-made automobile.)
SnSp
What is the matter with you guys? Sol isn’t a white dwarf-he’s a nice Jewish guy who runs the deli over on 14th.
Oh yeah. If you get the Ruben, make sure and ask for extra lotion.
There’re these two quantum physicists. One of them walks into a bar, and the other one doesn’t…
You clidder.
But is the one that walked into the bar simultaneuosly dead and alive?
No no no, it’s
So there’s this quantum physicists, and he simultaneously walks and doesn’t walk into a bar. He only walks into the bar if you watch him, so I do. He gets real mad when I do that.
That would be quite an act – in fact, a tesser-act! 
“But I wanted an A-1 star!”
“Oh, get Sirius!” 
Yes, but, pedantic astrophysicist comment coming up…
Our sun isn’t a white dwarf! Its a main sequence star. It may become a white dwarf one day, far in the future, but it isn’t a white dwarf at the moment.
Apologies for my pedantry. 
Hal, I think your joke is very, very dead now.
Damn, that’s sexy!
Sorry, I was ogling your big ol’ bouncy brain.
Hey, Poly! You pretending to be the Dog Star?
I can tell you when he walked into the bar or where he walked into a bar. But not both.
Only if Timmy’s stuck in the well again!
As opposed to any other part of my anatomy that may be bouncing?
At least, not with any certainty.
One atom to another:
“I’ve lost an electron!”
Other Atom:
“Are you sure?”
First atom:
Very conservative atoms tend to cast away electrons at all possible opportunities – holding Right to Work values, they’re afraid of being unionized.
What goes meow and is very small?
A cation
Now, you know it was your posts that made you so very attractive to all of us. But, after we saw what you could do at all those pub fests…!
Ever notice how active galactic cores look like certain appendages when viewed in the right spectrum?
Would the reflections of small cars from a subdivision of GM be classified as a Geo Spectrum?
Polycarp, Arf! Woof, bark, bow wow. BOW WOW!
But one found in a slightly different universe would be an alter-cation!