Cajun Man? Fart sensitivity?

[hajario]

@Jennshark

Then don’t read or contribute to it!

I didn’t you stupid fucking ass. This is the certain reply of the brainless. How about you not read or respond to my post? :rolleyes: The topic was opened in the Pit and I gave my opinion, in answer to the OP, as to why it was closed and it was correct as it turned out.

[Larry_Griffin-Kentzel]

Originally posted by Jennshark

FYI to the mod/fora members: I started the original thread in MPSIMS with the intention of posting a story to share but then experienced a power loss for ten hours b/c someone mowed down a transformer station.

If you have a story to share, feel free to start another thread.

I prob’ly should have allowed your original thread to fall off the page, whether I thought it had been abandoned or not.

My apologies.

Cajun Man
for the SDMB

[What_the]

@Superdude

Another fart story. Not my gas, but I was there for it.

Several years ago, I was dating a girl named Rebecca. One day, we went shopping, and I came home with a kitten.

A few weeks later, Rebecca was staying over at my apartment one night, and we were laying in bed, watching TV. Beru (the cat) was curled up on my chest, sleeping.

Rebecca wanted to lay her head on my chest, so she gently grabbed the back end of Beru to move her a little.

Next thing I know, Rebecca jumps up and runs to the bathroom, throwing up. Beru jumps down, and crawls under the bed.

I’m laying there, thinking, “What the fuck just happened?”

Rebecca comes back a second later, and explains that, right at the moment that she grabbed Beru, Beru farted. Right into her face.

Rebecca’s face was so close to Beru’s rear end at that exact second that she actually what she called “fart moisture” on her face from the ordeal.

When I heard, I laughed out loud.

We didn’t date too much longer.

I had something comparable happen to me except it wasn’t a cat; it was a draft horse. It was at the LA County fair and they had steps to get you/kids up to what turned out to be ass level, in order to pet them. I don’t recall any moisture though, thank god!

[Diane]

@What the .... ?!?!

I had something comparable happen to me except it wasn’t a cat; it was a draft horse. It was at the LA County fair and they had steps to get you/kids up to what turned out to be ass level, in order to pet them. I don’t recall any moisture though, thank god!

I also had something comparable happen to me except it wasn’t a draft horse, it was our English Bulldog. I was laying on the floor watching TV when he stepped on my hair, pinning my head to the ground, then farted something wet into my eye. I really wish there had been no moisture. :::barf:::

[Bryan_Ekers]

When Cajun Man was a kid…
… a fart killed his dad.

[fluiddruid]

@Cajun Man

If you have a story to share, feel free to start another thread.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Since the issue at hand has been resolved, there’s nothing else to Pit. Closed.