Yep, some days are better than others. I agree with ya, groman.
There’s no accurate way to get a good measurement, unless you take it several times under different circumstances.
My feet are relatively short but quite wide.
But I don’t think that corresponds very well with other parts of my anatomy.
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Clowns make up a very small portion of the general population, so I wouldn’t say it’s common.
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That explains the big red grin.
I wear size 12 shoes and have a size 7 willy, so no, there is no correlation.
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so if this myth is prevalent, then does anyone know if it is common for men to deliberately buy/wear larger shoes than they need to make themselves “appear” to be larger?
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There was an IgNobel Prize handed out for a research paper on this subject. A photo of the award ceremony shows the panel of Nobel prizewinners on stage all wearing lab-coats and size 18 shoes. 
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But if Kari takes up the project, I volunteer as a research subject.
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You’ll have to fight me for it.
Seriously though, if foot size correlated with other size, wouldn’t that make it impossible for women to have feet?
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You’ll have to fight me for it.
Seriously though, if foot size correlated with other size, wouldn’t that make it impossible for women to have feet?
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Absolutely not! In the female of the species, foot size correlates directly to vaginal size; smaller feet = tighter vagina. In fact, this is precisely why some asian cultures practiced foot binding on females. A “tighter” appearance would bring a much larger dowery for the prospective bride.
PLEASE NOTE - All facts in the above response were made up on the spot, out of whole cloth, and bear no relation to reality. But it sounds good, no?
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Ok, this is probably TMI, but I personally am never “at my best” so to speak unless I am with a girl I want. It’s not something I can trick myself into, I was assuming lots of people were like that, but maybe I’m just a freak.
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Really? I didn’t realize that. I could work myself into an 85 percenter right now, just by thinking about it. Thirty seconds of alone time would take care of the other 15%.
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What does that say about E.T.?
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That he sounds that way because he is standing on it.
I was gonna respond earlier, but I had trouble typing. My huge feet keep getting in the way.
What about guys whose feet stink particularly bad?
Hey, couldn’t they just, I don’t know, inject some adrenaline on the test subjects, so that the blood gets pumping faster? That way they would keep a strong erection for quite a while, I think.
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I’m sure I’ve read or heard somewhere that a person’s ears continue to grow throughout their lifetime. Or is that a myth?
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It is a myth, unless drooping cartlidge counts as ‘growing’. Same is true for one’s nose. Pretty much like the ear cartlidge, it is drooping more than actually growing.
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PLEASE NOTE - All facts in the above response were made up on the spot, out of whole cloth, and bear no relation to reality. But it sounds good, no?
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No!
It’s boob size. I have giant feet so I stop from tipping over.
My husband’s home, so I made him stretch out his thumb and index finger and measure it against his penis length. Soft, it’s more than halfway. I made him stop and put it away or I’d never get the packing done.
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What about guys whose feet stink particularly bad?
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Smegma.
I’ve been studying this up close and personal for many years, and I’m sad to report that there isn’t a correlation… But any guys out there that want to prove I’m wrong are more than welcome to get in touch. 
Also let’s not forget influences such as cultural/ethnic heritage. Studies show that Polish men have the longest penises and Native Americans have the widest.
Regards,
Tonto Palowski
I heard it was the short, round, balding guys that were actually the best-endowed… [new rumor starting - please pass it along]
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Smegma.
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Gesundheit
Well, I have small feet so I would have to say that it’s a phallic fallacy.