Dennis Hastert: Soros might have made his money in illegal drugs

Sure he could, but then it would be all over the news, and a substantial number of the credulous would then think it was true. You know how this shit works - the allegation can be much more effective than the truth.

I’m guessing that whoever runs against Hater, uh, Hastert, next time up is going to be incredibly well funded. And I hope that Soros sues him into poverty just for the sport of it, regardless of whether it’s profitable. It’s not like the guy needs the money.

I hear Hastert likes to have sex with pigs.

Cause he favors pig legalization, y’know?

Fuck, we’re losing this media war. Soros needs to take that asshole hastert to task on this one. What the fuck is up with the stupid dems? I’m half tempted to call them up and say “move over, you guys don’t know what you’re doing”.

And when I encounter such as this, I realize what a load of crap is Hastert’s, “Big Denny, Simple Man of The People” schtick.

I hope like hell that Soros supports generously the next person to run against Hastert and makes the bastard weep bitter tears before all is said and done.

And I hear that Hastert is the one who is fond of children. And, interestingly enough, tractors.

Yes, I’ve read about that. I’m not saying Dennis Hastert has a vast collection of child pornography, because I don’t know that to be true. The important thing is, we don’t know if it’s true or not.

In that case, I demand to know what antidepressants George Bush is taking.

Yeah, well this stupid game is fucking up the country.

Quote? Link? (IIRC, a link to the transcript of F911 was in your F911 thread; feel free to quote chapter and verse about Moore’s assertions and their lack of validity. I give you complete permission to hijack this thread.)

At any rate, my point (which others have made more explicit) is that it’s reasonable to hold the occupants of high public office to a much higher standard than the one we hold media propagandanists to. And only Bush and Cheney hold higher office than Hastert, who is Speaker of the House; he’d be President if anything should happen to them both.

I’m all too aware of that - but unlike some, I absofuckinglutely refuse to condone it. If politics gets overwhelmed by lies and slander. how are people to make any rational choice between the candidates, or between the parties? So with full awareness that dirty politics will never go away, I will do what little I can to hold politicians accountable for their words.

Hastert’s a choad.

But let’s not make the mistake of canonizing Soros.

Not to mention the mistake of doing to Hastert what he did to Soros.

Here’s how the interview went down:

In this interview, Rep. Hastert is clearly trolling, attempting to tie Soros’s bank account to any number of Drug legalization/decriminalization PACs. Money from PACs goes to Soros, to MoveOn, then to the airwaves to attack President Bush.

At most, he’s calling Soros a money launderer, which we all should know, is not too far from how this Carlyle insider has built his enormous fortune. Stronger accusations hedge on CloudLaroucheLand.

Link to full interview, for context.

Btw, wouldn’t it be pretty easy to backtrack how Soros got his money? It’s not like it’s some huge mystery.

Soros made his money through currency speculation. A damned difficult way to earn a little lucre, by anyone’s measure.

And I see that I fucked up and mis-read Equipoise’s post. All apologies.

But I stand by my assertion that Hastert has a thing for tractors.

Believe me, I dabbled in it and was killed.

I know what you mean. I read somewhere, can’t recall where, that Hastert wears a Jesus Buttplug in his anus 24/7. Now, I have no proof this is true. I have no proof it isn’t true, either. It would be so easy to dispel the rumors: All he has to do is get on camera, turn around, drop trou, bend over, and spread his ass cheeks. And yet he refuses. What does he have to hide?

He was on Prozac, but he switched to Halliburton, and everything is wonderful!

And then comes Newt Gangrene, on Hannity and The Other Guy,

“…wants to spend $75 million defeating [President] George W. Bush because Soros wants to legalize heroin.”

Well, there you have it! Straight from the horse’s…ah…mouth.

I hear Newt Gingrich divorced his wife on her deathbed so he could marry another woman.

According to Josh Marshall, Hastert is aggressively repeating his charges against Soros. Soros has responded with a fine put-up-or-shut-up letter. It’s in PDF, so I can’t C&P any quotes, but it illuminates the difference between our side and theirs.

They’re a bunch of sick liars, who can win only by smear and obfuscation.