God damnit, I cant lick my fucking elbow!

[Scissorjack]

@Cervaise

I haven’t tried this, but I suspect the key difficulty for me is that my tongue doesn’t stretch to Orlando.

Not since the restraining order, at least.

[Kat]

@Least Original User Name Ever

I’m rotting for you.

I’m sorry to hear that. I wonder if there’s any sort of medical treatment to fix that for you.

[Malacandra]

@chowder

Yes well coming from darn sarf what more could we expect…only the END of your todger??

heh heh

You know how it is. Evolution quickly weeds out the gene that allows men to go down on themselves.

[Aspidistra]

@Chronos

Not only can I lick my elbow, I suspect that everyone else in this thread can, too. It’s easy. You just have to realize that the elbow is the entire joint, not just the pointy part in the back you use to jab people with. The pointy jabby part, yeah, that’s out of lingual reach for most folks. But the inside of the elbow? No problem!

You bastard, now you made me have to try it

(no, I can’t. I believe I am, in fact, a gibbon)

[rowrrbazzle]

I have to ask: what actually prompted this? Because I saw this recently on TV.

[MoodIndigo1]

Maybe Auto could take lessons from this girl: How to lick your own elbow

[Autolycus]

@rowrrbazzle

I have to ask: what actually prompted this? Because I saw this recently on TV.

I didn’t see it on TV. I posted this a day after reading a comment in a thread which name I’ve fogotten.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@Kat

I’m sorry to hear that. I wonder if there’s any sort of medical treatment to fix that for you.

Yes…I’ve got…crusty…elbows…
…they must be licked…

…can you…puppy dog eyes…please?

[Acid_Lamp]

I can lick both my elbow and my penis.

[blondebear]

I can’t lick my elbow, but I can stick my elbow in my ear.

Not really. Just kidding.

[Full_Metal_Lotus]

I can’t lick my elbow, but I knew a guy who could… he had a “well hung tongue”…

He had the most incredible “luck” in pick up bars… Didn’t waste any time or money on drinks or small talk… he’d just make eye contact with the next Mrs. “Right” (now), smile and lick his eyebrows…
If you let me keep going, I will pull your other leg…

FML

[alice_in_wonderland]

@Autolycus

Now, I cant lick under my thighs, on the top of my head, on the bottom of my feet, or on that spot in the center of the shoulderblades that begs to be scratched and when you cant reach it you want to crawl into a hole and die but then when you reach it feels like heaven and a million massuesses with a million bottles of lotion could not make you happier.

I can lick my thighs, the bottoms of my feet and the backs of my knees.

I cannot lick the top of my head, but I suspect neither can anyone else. I can, however, easily touch every part of my back with my hands (no troublesome itches for me), touch my shoulderblades in front of my body, and put both my feet behind my head at the same time.

Finally, yes I can lick my elbow.

I’m a riot at parties.

[Johanna]

The Italian language is famous for its nonverbal hand gestures. I once read about an old list of many Italian gestures that are now obsolete, including “Biting one’s own elbow.” Implying angry enough to attempt biting one’s own elbow, no matter how impossible?

[Malacandra]

@Autolycus

I didn’t see it on TV. I posted this a day after reading a comment in a thread which name I’ve fogotten.

I wondered about that. It was the “Outrageous lies” thread, and it was a post by me. I’m glad I’ve found an outlet for your talents.

[Scarlett67]

I read a children’s book once in which an important premise was that only fairies can kiss their elbows.

Do with that information what you will.

[Kythereia]

I can lick my elbow. I’m very flexible.

[chowder]

@Acid Lamp

I can lick both my elbow and my penis.

At the same time?

[Muffin]

Looks like you’ll have to stick with licking your ladle.

[Autolycus]

@Muffin

Looks like you’ll have to stick with licking your ladle.

Anyone bet on #38, or shall I add this thread to the pot? :rolleyes:

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@alice_in_wonderland

I can lick my thighs, the bottoms of my feet and the backs of my knees.

I cannot lick the top of my head, but I suspect neither can anyone else. I can, however, easily touch every part of my back with my hands (no troublesome itches for me), touch my shoulderblades in front of my body, and put both my feet behind my head at the same time.

Finally, yes I can lick my elbow.

I’m a riot at parties.

Wooooo! Hey, alice, do that trick where you lick your elbows again! Hank and Tom bet me you couldn’t!
drinks heavily and passes out immediately