Rhythmdvl, I, too, bought GTA IV via Steam’s holiday sale (as well as a criminally underrated game called Ghost Master - as a fellow FPS fan I was surprised by how much fun my girlfriend and I had with this game) and was totally put off by - as you so eloquently put it - THE FUCKING TEDIUM.
So, be prepared: the end mission(s) are going to drive you up the wall.
But you know what? After all that, and considering the price we paid ($7 or so?), it was all totally worth it. I hold a writing degree, so maybe I’m wired a little differently, but all the limitations, all the frustration, all the fucking tedium really drives home the overall (gulp) theme of crime in ‘Liberty City’ and, more specifically, Niko’s story.
I’m aware I could be making an enormous stretch here, and I know it has nothing to do with a whole slew of totally valid complaints (bowling? come on…), but what made CJ’s rise to the top of San Andreas so fun was that in all likelihood, living out that exaggerated fantasy would have been pretty damn fun. CJ’s an American getting paid, busting out onto the decade of capitalist manifest destiny. It’s no mistake that San Andreas took place when and where it did.
Without giving out any spoilers, just consider where Niko’s at - mentally, financially, his entire identity, or rather lack thereof - when he steps off the boat and into Roman’s car. Consider how frustrating and weird that might be for a guy in his situation, even without guns. Where the game makes several leaps is its most glaring narrative faults - Niko gets off the boat having mastered the language and with a relatively solid grasp of the city he’s arrived in. Just getting around and being understood would likely be a months long struggle, but it’s a video game, not a documentary.
(Indirectly related admission: When I first watched my friends play L4D, I wondered what a more ‘realistic’ game might be like, one in which your character suffers from panic attacks and goes through spells of coming totally and completely existentially unhinged, so maybe just maybe I’m reading a *little *too much into GTA IV.)
Anyway, you sit on a pile of money and have to deal with bridge & tunnel traffic. Imagine how Niko must feel.