Copy and paste are our friends. 
By the way, just Deep Fried is fine.
There’s one spectacularly gorgeous asian girl whose face is a favourite in some stock photo service like Getty images or something.
She’s very enigmatic looking, but there’s an implied intimacy in the way she faces the camera.
So far, she’s the face of crisis pregnancies, STDs, and hemorrhoids.
I’ve often wondered about how she felt aboutt he way her image ended up being used. Sexy girl. (Knocked up, pox-ridden, and blister-bummed or no.)
I wonder where she’ll turn up next?
“Pretty face!”
“Yeah. Too bad about that giant oozing cold sore.”
“I hear that’s the least of her giant oozing problems.”
Valtrex. Don’t let giant oozing sores distract them from the real you!
[qoute=kunilou]“Pretty face!”
“Yeah. Too bad about that giant oozing cold sore.”
“I hear that’s the least of her giant oozing problems.”
Valtrex. Don’t let giant oozing sores distract them from the real you!
[/quote]
See? Now you know why those commercials disturb me.
Just imagine the face attributed to this joke looking like the women you love…
Not bitching, just using this as an example of how much these commercials disturb me.
What about the male actor in the Levitra ads? That poor slob has no noticeable, or at least infectious diseases, yet will be known forever as The Guy That Couldn’t Get It Up For the Deeply Hot 40’ish Woman With the Amazing Eyes.
Imagine him trying his moves on the cruise ship crowd, the scoffing he must take?
How about Enzyte ad guy? And, is it just me, or does his wife/girlfriend/whatever look a LOT older than him?
I love those Enzyte ads, they’re funny.
Well, there was life after Feminine Hygiene commercials for Iyari Limon.
Maybe Herpes girl can post Iyari’s picture on her bathroom mirror for inspiration and assurance that someday, she too might rise from the abyss of ads for Oozing Genital Relief and into the shining world of acting.
Hopefully she’s a better actress though. And won’t lose her plum role on The L Word to some b-girl skank who is almost as wooden an actress as she is.
There are two Valtrex ads that I’ve seen, both featuring hot women.
The one that I think you are talking about is in black & white, which makes the girl’s eyes look almost translucent. It is filmed in Rio. More than anything, it makes me wonder, why the hell would you film a girl with amazing (probably) blue eyes, frolicking in Rio, in black and white? It is one of the more colorful places in the world, that director is a complete moron.
There is also a newer one with a different girl. I think that is the kayaking commercial.
Either of them can valcyclovir my HSV.
Isn’t there a saying in Hollywood that there’s no such thing as bad publicity? Picture it: A pretty but unknown girl answers an ad agency’s casting call, and beats out all three other applicants for the herpes commercial (after all, who wants to be in a commercial for that?). Folks on the Internet notice that she’s pretty, and the fact that the commercial is for herpes manages to hold people’s attention. Word spreads about her, and some bigtime Hollywood exec says to himself “Yeah, she is pretty.”. Next thing ya know, she’s starring in six different movies, and is America’s new “Girl Next Door” du jour. In that case, that herpes commercial could have been a hugely successful career move.
And does anyone have any pictures?
Herpes commercial women are always gorgeous.
I remember one commercial from a long time ago where they were talking about all the pills you had to take for Herpes (some other brand) and the girl said “I don’t want to take that many pills - I’ve got a life!” Isn’t it her “life” that got her into this mess in the first place?
Enzyte Bob isn’t human. He’s an android who made a lot of mistakes.
Black and White Valtrex Girl.
Not many other relevant results from a Google search with “Valtrex girl” except this one:
http://varifrank.com/archives/2004/12/lunch_with_the.php
A conversation very similar to this thread. Frighteningly so, in fact.
Is that the herpes commercial where the girl is in ballet class and she’s just casually telling her classmates about it? “I thought it was another yeast infection-but it wasn’t!” Ugh.
Uh, from talking with women who’ve had both herpes and yeast infections, there’s pretty much no way you can get them confused.
The “herpeshealth” girl is also one of the Sear’s girls - she’s gone on and had a family (already teenage kids!) and with a different man from the herpes commercial. She likes springtime.
[Jules Winnfield]But you are aware there was a popular television sitcom by that name that featured a character named Joey?[/Jules Winnfield]
Is that the rappelling/rock climbing herpes girl? Or the mountain biking herpes girl? Because I think the kayaking herpes girl is the hottest one yet. Also, I think the mountain biking herpes girl is wearing spandex shorts, and the rapelling/rock climbing herpes girl is wearing spandex tights and a climbing harness. The thought of spandex on genital lesions while you do something active and possibly sweaty…OUCH!
There’s currently a case where four guys who posed for a print PSA about domestic violence are suing. The ad was only supposed to be up for about a couple months. It’s still up, and now people actually believe the two guys are wife-beaters. They even mention the Friends episode in the article.
“Can I be Hemorrhoid Sufferer #2?..How about one of the “After” guys? ‘Ah, that’s great…I can ride a bike again!’”
That should be four guys of course. I had incorrectly thought there were two until I read the article again.
You lost me. Was she supposed to play Carmen instead of Sarah Shahi?