My favorite would be the life of George W. Bush.
No, not THAT one. George Washington Bush.
I’m not making this up. This Bush was the man most
responsible for Washington state being part of the US
instead of Canada.
As a successful middle-aged businessman he bankrolled
(and participated in ) one of the first wagon trains over
the Oregon Trail in the 1840s. When they arrived in
Astoria the British tried to convince them to go
south of the Columbia River, because the Brits wanted to keep Americans out of what is now Washington, but his whole
group chose to take the riskier choice north.
Why? Because Bush could not legally enter Oregon. There was a law against Blacks there, and Bush was a free Black.
Apparently one of the reasons he succeeded in the North
was that he could speak French and got along well with the
Quebecois voyageurs who didn’t like the British anyway.
He founded Tumwater, WA and when virtually no one had
crops, he gave his harvest away for free, or at cost.
When the Indians rebelled the leader, Leschi, told
him no one in Tumwater had bothered the Indians so
his town would not be bothered.
One of the first acts of the WA territorial legislature was
to ask Congress to make an exception to the law
that no Blacks could own land in Washington. Bush’s family
was allowed to do so.
Other stories:
Stephen Decatur in the war with the Barbary pirates. Especially the time he and a few sailors swam to a grounded
US ship, fought off the enemies on board and destroyed
it.
Robert W. Carter III, the obnoxious, elitist, patronizing,
snob - who just happened to free his 500 slaves, more
than any other individual in US history.
And a crazy little story I read about 19th century Birch Bay, Washington,about a non-sailor who accidentally wound up sailing a ship solo across to Vancouver Island - three days with no food but an uncooked goose.
On the bright side, Hollywood would probably screw up the stories if they ever did them…