hugh hefner

[Paul_in_Qatar]

HH has been shopping PEI around. He is supposedly asking for $200 million, the pre-crash value of the empire.

I say we all chip in and buy Playboy. I am in for a thousand dollars. Who’s with me?

[Eugene_of_Sandwich]

Can’t wait for the funeral. MTV I suppose. An 80 something year old geezer having sex with a bevy of nubile sex queens? Sure. Send me a dozen.

[Tom_Tildrum]

@psychobunny

When Hef is ready, he masturbates to climax.

I have to admire his commitment to the porn ethos.

[G0sp3l]

@psychobunny

The number 1 girlfriend is responsible for orally stimulating Hef and then lubing him up with baby oil. The girls are then expected to take turns either climbing on top of Hef and riding him or orally pleasuring him for 2-3 minutes until he indicates that he wants them to change by tapping them on the head. A girl can indicate that she wants to avoid participation by leaving her underwear on, but girls who do this for too long don’t get asked back. With each change of girl, the number 1 girlfriend is responsible for cleaning Hef off with a wet washcloth and reapplying the baby oil.

All bow down, a GOD walks amongst us. A GOD I tell you.

Men everywhere will rend their hair when Hef ascends to the pantheon.

[handsomeharry]

@delphica

I recently happened to read a review of a new “tell all” book written by one of the girlfriends. She says there was less sex than one might expect.

I think that there is less sex with Hef than Hef might expect. There is more sex with boyfriends, plumbers, pool boys, than one expects.

hh

[Boyo_Jim]

@psychobunny

…until he indicates that he wants them to change by tapping them on the head. …

Better that he should clap his hands twice – then it would be just like he had a Sex Clapper. I have to wonder as well, how many times he’s had just the Clap?

[Starving_Artist]

@psychobunny

When Hef is ready, he masturbates to climax.

Now-aren’t you glad you asked? Please excuse me while I go bleach my brain.

Couldn’t go all the way, huh?

When Hef is ready, he gives it to Holly (or did) up the ass, then masturbates onto her. *

This after his female round robin session in which the girls encourage him with such tantalizing comments as “Fuck her!”, “That’s right! Fuck her, daddy! Fuck her!” (In addition to the large-screen porn, very loud club music is playing, so the girls have to yell this, presumably into his one good ear.)

All in all, they not quite as cute and smiley and chirpy as they are on The Girls Next Door.

*From one of the books listed above. Don’t recall which.

[BigT]

@Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor

This is the affair of 12 nubile young women & the quivvering mass of liver spots they love.

And not really any of yours.:dubious:

I have to disagree. The answers in this thread indicate that those people you mentioned elected to give all the details. You are not the one to decide whether they want to tell or not. Don’t assume that everyone wants to keep their sexual details private.

[Jettboy]

I can’t wait until Hef’s cock writes his (it’s?) amazing tell-all book…

[Washoe]

@JRDelirious

He has always admitted to a major Marilyn Monroe fixation, he has even arranged to be buried in a mausoleum next to hers.

Hmmm…I think he just upgraded. Saw an opportunity and grabbed the brass cock ring, as it were.

[gigi]

@Jettboy

I can’t wait until Hef’s cock writes his (it’s?) amazing tell-all book…

“its”

@Chimera

You know, I’d pretty much considered those girls to be whores before, but now I have even less respect for them. I mean, how LOW do you have to be, how little self-respect and self-esteem do you have to have, how desperate to be able to achieve something else in life do you have to be to sell your body and soul into that kind of slavery?

Hell, at this point I have even less respect for them than I do for street hookers.

I know. And how does he keep getting women to do this? The latest girlfriends are early-20s twins; why would they be interested? Then again, I know who his girlfriends were, so any price celebrity?

[Starving_Artist]

He doesn’t keep “getting” them to do it, they flock to him to do it. It’s been that way ever since he started Playboy. It’s amazing what the allure of the chance to be in the magazine and/or to be part of the Playboy life does to women – or certain ones, anyway. I recall reading once about the time Frank Sinatra visited the Playboy Mansion in Chicago and was pissed to find that the girls’ loyalty to Hef was stronger than their interest in him. Sinatra complained to one of his friends that the girls were all “stupidly beholden” to Hefner (though supposedly Hef’s main squeeze snuck out to come to Sinatra’s hotel room later).

This seems to be the way his entire life has been ever since he started Playboy. He doesn’t have to look for girls, he merely picks and chooses from among the one flinging themselves at him. I could understand it when he was young and hip, or even middle-age and cool and ensconsed in the Playboy Mansion West with llamas, backgammon, celebrities and pool parties. But it continues even today when he is in his eighties, hardly anyone of note is ever around, has a bad back, is hard of hearing in one ear, and imposes curfews on his girlfriends.

I wouldn’t call them worse than street whores, but there are a hell of a lot of opportunistic women out there who are apparently willing to do just about anything out of a sense of competitiveness with other women and for a chance to grab at the brass ring.

[JRDelirious]

@Starving_Artist

He doesn’t keep “getting” them to do it, they flock to him to do it. It’s been that way ever since he started Playboy. It’s amazing what the allure of the chance to be in the magazine and/or to be part of the Playboy life does to women – or certain ones, anyway. […] This seems to be the way his entire life has been ever since he started Playboy. He doesn’t have to look for girls, he merely picks and chooses from among the one flinging themselves at him. I could understand it when he was young and hip, or even middle-age and cool and ensconsed in the Playboy Mansion West with llamas, backgammon, celebrities and pool parties. But it continues even today when he is in his eighties, hardly anyone of note is ever around, has a bad back, is hard of hearing in one ear, and imposes curfews on his girlfriends.

It’s one of the privileges of having reached iconic status; people start getting close to you just to be able to say they got close to you, nevermind that it’s no longer the same experience.

(BTW, Hef in these last few years IMO has Shatnerized into a parody-of-himself character. Whether ironically aware or oblivious, I can’t tell)

I wouldn’t call them worse than street whores, but there are a hell of a lot of opportunistic women out there who are apparently willing to do just about anything out of a sense of competitiveness with other women and for a chance to grab at the brass ring.

( …AND opportunistic men, in other settings). Hef’s Honeys are is only a specific subset of the greater set of “opportunistic people who’ll do just about anything to grab the brass ring and get ahead of their peers”.

Specially if the person looks around at themselves and their peer group and perceive serious limitations IRT achievement potential, in that case the person may decide to play to their strength, so to speak, and since (as far as they see it) in any case you’ll have to get down in the dirt to get what you want, you might as well get down in iconic dirt.

(The “society courtesan” has always been a figure who manages to get more social toleration than the girl who just does it “retail”, so to speak. People may tut-tut at it but in the end they seem to tolerate up to a point the golddigger-sugardaddy relationship. You can engage in the above described bedroom scene making porn videos, and you’ll never be anything but another porn slut. Or you can engage in the above-described bedroom scene with Hef and you are a Hef protegé and end up a minor celeb, or married to one.)