I apologize for calling Levi Johnson (Palin's future SIL) a "rink rat".

Levi dropped out of high school to take a well-paid position with the McCain campaign. If the Republicans win the election, you’re talking about our next Ambassador to South Ossetia.

I will find you. I will find you and kill you for putting that visual image in my brain.

Indeed. Spartydog, you don’t need to start a new thread every time you have a new thought on a subject – you can post updates to the first thread instead. That keeps everything all in one place. It’s neat.