Clearly that’s not true. You can tell us where you heard it, who said it, and in what context. For all we know you found this prophecy in the Word Jumble by holding the paper upside-down and squinting.
Missed what? That’s literally the first time “Hamas” was used in this thread. Was I supposed to read your mind to figure out what you are on about?
This does sound exciting!
In the white trunks: the God of Israel and the God of (Sarah’s handmaiden’s child) Ishmael (Abu Bakr’ faction), with the Baby Jesus cheering them on.
In the black trunks: Ahura Mazda and Allah the Most Merciful, cheered on by the 12th Imam, atheists and, perhaps, avatars of Vishnu.
Who has cable rights? Will the Wiccans be taking sides, or are they just selling peanuts and hotdogs to the spectators?
Perfect! Your advisors haven’t gotten back to you on whether Obamacare is Socialist medicine or anti-Socialist, so you cover both bases. Brilliant!
ETA: IIRC, Gog and Magog are still locked up at Guantanamo from Bush’s adventure. Perhaps they should be brought out for this epic match.