If I ever want to redecorate my kitchen with a testicle theme, I've got it made!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Use the plates to serve “Rocky Mountain oysters.”

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But just think, you can get these [may not be entirely work safe] and use them as wall decorations, drawer pulls or something equally creative :smiley:

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Wow. And at such a reasonable price, too - I think $20 worth of hilarity has been had by all. That’s outstanding. Simply outstanding.

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If you decide to keep them, the first meal you serve on them should be Rocky Mountain Oysters.

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Classic.

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You did say you had a Fruity theme going …

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Oh, dear.

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Funny, that’s not exactly what the plates make me crave. :wink:

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*What? A locust carrying a testicle?

It could grip it by the nutsac! *

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It’s not a question of where he gribs it.

It’s a simple question of shrinkage

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I don’t think a locust is strong enough to carry testicles.
Was it an European or African Locust?

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Serve up a plate of Spaghettie Alfredo to your guests but don’t let them see the plates beforehand. You’ll get their reactions as they uncover the designs in all their cream sauce-covered glory.

Or you could serve a bannana split on them. But the ice cream might make the design shrink, so be careful.

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This is one of those times I’m glad I have a dial-up connection.

When I clicked the OP’s link, first I saw the top of the plate… Hmmm, nice blue border…

Then, as more of the image loaded, I saw the leaves… Okay, that’s nice…

Then, I saw the pear of testicles! :eek: ROFL

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Here are some scientific testies to help determine what you’ve got:

A “no” answer to the test question indicates a pear, a “yes” indicates a pair.

  1. Put 'em in the freezer for 30 minutes. Is there shrinkage?

  2. Don’t use them for 2-3 months. Did they turn blue?

  3. Have your husband (or another male) scratch it. Does he immediatey thereafter sniff his finger?

  4. Place a sausage at the top of the design. Briskly slice the sausage with a sharp knife. Did every male at the table wince?

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Damn you! I’m convulsing.

Can’t breathe …

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Man, where would you shop for that?

Crate & Dingus?
Pottery Bum?
Perineum Sonoma?

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Duh, Bal-Mart.

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Truly, this pears pattern makes for a blue-plate special!

I suppose we should feel grateful that they didn’t issue a melon-based design.

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Yeah, they’re cheaper there than at the Ball Marche or J.C. Testes.

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But not as cheap as the corner Pack-N-Sac.