Layered lingerie?

hotflungwok · April 17, 2013, 2:49pm

Mom always said to dress in layers.

Maybe she just wants a strip tease to last longer? Think about it. How teased would you be if every time she started to take something off there was yet another bra there? By the time she was actually naked you’d be jumping up and down and screaming.

Quimby · April 17, 2013, 3:27pm

Maybe her and her roommate were fighting over a chair?

CalMeacham · April 17, 2013, 4:10pm

Maybe that’s how you wear sexy underwear when the seasons are changing.

Dewey_Finn · April 17, 2013, 4:25pm

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running_coach · April 17, 2013, 4:31pm

You know what else has layers?

Parfaits.

Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew · April 17, 2013, 4:41pm

A henhouse.

twickster · April 17, 2013, 5:02pm

The thread was bumped by a spammer, who has been dealt with.