Ok, so just exactly how big was Milton Berle's schlong? (Facts, not jokes, please!)

In her book “I’m With The Band,” rock group Pamela Des Barres mentions Don Johnson as having the most she’s ever seen. When he’s asked about it, Don just laughs and refuses to comment.

Errol Flynn’s Penis plays the piano. All I can think of is " HAAAASAAAN CHOP!"

Cartoonist R. Crumb, according to a female acquaintance (sorry, it’s been a while since I’ve seen Crumb, and I don’t remember exactly who) possesses “one of the largest penises in the world”.

For those who don’t know, that site is on par with the Onion.

If Uncle Miltie’s could play the piano, the two could have gotten together for “Chopsticks”.

I’ve heard the new sausage king is Dean Cain.

Despite the name, I have heard that William Hung is not in the running.

She Bang…

Now, RuPaul is another story…

He/she bang…

Abe Froman retired?

If Don Johnson has the most she’s ever seen, she apparently didn’t get around as much as she would have us believe. Either that or Don’s a grower, not a show-er.

Ummmm…there’s someTHING about Ben Stiller!!!*

*Courtesy of a wardrobe pal of mine… :wink:

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I confess to spending a bit of time here, and i found more than a few guys I would’t throw out of bed for eating crackers…and a few I would even supply the crackers…like Brendon Fraser<grin>

mrAru wanted to know if there was a emale version of the site…