Old MacDonald Crisis!!! What does the goat say?

According to “The Cow That Went OINK” by Bernard Most, goats go “nanny-ha” when they laugh. Cows go “Moo-ha”, Turkeys go “gobble-ha” and goats go “nanny-ha”. Therefore a non-laughing goat would say “nanny”

It’s kind of a fun book to read, especially if you like making funny animal noises.

According to my child’s spin-and-say toy, a rabbit goes “Boing! Boing!” like a spring.

Who cares what a goat say? I wanna know what the goat see!

Sounds like Mwa-eh-eh-eh to me…

Ca-br-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-to!

What?

The goat goes 'Oh crap, here comes that SDMB group again. Won’t they just leave me alone??"

You could do like my aunt when she was stumped with raccoon. She said: “I’m a raccoon! I’m a raccoon!”

I don’t know about Animaniacs, but there was a bit in the South Park movie about making a sound like a dying giraffe.

“Duck season!”

They never said anything to me, but they utter a pfihh or something like it when they are alarmed.