the boy, having already called his girfreind, gave 26f as well as another 5$ bill to the fbi dude when he asked for change
Blackeyes:
Dial it and see 
{continuing, as long as I’m here}
The FBI dude walked into the lab where the effects of the victim were laid out to be tagged and subjected to analysis, and was so busily peering through his magnifying glass he didn’t notice when his wallet, containing 26F, fell out his back pocket onto the floor…
only to be swept up by the dorky janitor that was too busy trying to look at “real FBI stuff” to notice what he was doing…
and promptly thrown into the Dumpter® brand trash receptacle outside. The FBI Dude’s wallet remained unnoticed the following Tuesday, when…
the dumptruck[holding the garbage from the dumpster] was hijacked by a bunch of garbage lovers who were looking for some lint. They felt the garbage bag the wallet was in, and since it was too squishy for lint, they threw it on the side of the road where it was promptly…
Picked up by a priest, who after taking the $5 bill tossed the wallet into the trash. He went to the local supermarket and spent the 5 on…
J&J Extra Virgin Baby Oil. The supermarket manager gave the the $5 bill as part of a prize to the cashier of the month, who got the award because she gave the best…
… customer service in the entire store. She had been working hard for three months for this honor. Now she had the money and the certificate for being cashier of the month. She went home that evening and told her boyfriend about it. When she was asleep, he got into her purse, took 26F along with the other bills and went to…
…score some white powder type substance. Although our $5 bill wasn’t used to pay, but was rolled up and put to use as a major constituent of some sort of snorting device. Now high, he visited a strip joint and placed the money down the front of a strpper’s…
… boots, wishing that he hadn’t gotten so high, so that he didn’t have to spend the evening lying on the floor, unable to get a good view of the goodies above him. After the show, the stripper, whose name was Candee, used the $5 bill to buy a…
…meal for her 6-year-old daughter at a fast food joint. The cashier didn’t have change for $5, so a well-dressed gentleman behind her changed it for four ones and a ten. He could tell she needed the extra cash, so he slipped it in there without her knowing. He put 26F in his wallet and ironically traded it later for…
a happy meal for her 5 year old daughter, who was very upset because her best friend was moving away. The fiver made it to the bank in a deposit. The banker gave it out the next day to…
lmao – whatmove-- great minds think alike, ehh?
wow
(continuing from whatmove)
… four ones and four quarters a the 7-11. He had to make a phone call to the FBI. The clerk at 7-11 placed 26F in the night deposit bag that his partner was just about to run to the bank. Unfortunately, on his way to the bank, the second 7-11 clerk was …
a prostitute. Her pimp used the fiver for a shoe shine at the bus station and the lucky homeless man in receipt of 26F hid it under his hat…
[made to work with both mistee and whatmove’s posts]
whoa I was way late, sorry about that
but I guess it sort of works with TVGuy’s post too so let’s roll with it
…and wandered up the street, back to the same 7-11. In a moment of clarity, he bought a piece of…
… angel food cake from a bake sale for the elementary school down the street. He used 26F to pay for the cake, and entered the store while exiting this portion of our story. The fifth-grader working the stand gave the bill to the parent holding the cash box, who then…
…accidentally set it on fire…