Postal workers can't be fired?

Alternatively, use a flamethrower on the zombie letter carriers as they shamble towards you. Can’t fire’em my ass!

You know, I was going to type "3, 2, 1…’ after the new poster above responded, but I thought better of it. Thank you for not disappointing me.

This is correct. Failure of management to follow the rules that they negotiated with the union is the reason most escape being fired and just end up with some sort of minor disciplinary action. This is why it’s critical to have a competent HR manager who can recite contract provisions from memory.

given that Post Office is a huge outfit, can they just routinely [del]dump[/del] reassign employees they don’t like to Tundra-city, Alaska?

Could a postal worker be fired for, oh, I don’t know, delivering mail 9 years too late?

Pssst. Look at the dates for posts 19 and 20.

Psst. Look at post 21.

Oops.

Does this mean I’m fired?