Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

[Fish]

That’s why I don’t drink anything while perusing the SDMB.

[Shodan]

@Dangerosa

Shudder

I could have gone through my entire life without thinking about Mr. Darcy’s penis.

Yet Linda Berdoll couldn’t go five paragraphs.

Regards.
Shodan

[Love_Rhombus]

@Fish

Pirates of the Caribbean With Zombies… nah. Wouldn’t work.

Last Temptation of Christ With Zombies… I dunno, I could see that. “Lazarus, come forth. Shit! Uh, Lazarus go back!”

Snakes on a Plane With Zombies. There we go.

Or perhaps just Flight of the Living Dead.

[Manduck]

@lisa-go-blind

holy crap. I wrote a one-page version of a zombie p&p for a class i took in fall 2007. How strange.

Lawsuit!

[ultrafilter]

I’m looking forward to the revision of Silas Marner that has everyone eaten within the first two pages.

[Terrifel]

Jane Austen is the author of Sense and Sensibility, Persuasion, Mansfield Park, and other masterpieces of English literature.

Seth Grahame-Smith is the author of How to Survive a Horror Movie and The Big Book of Porn. He lives in Los Angeles.

Some days I don’t mind living at the end of civilization.

[Elyanna]

I want a copy for my birthday… it comes out about then.

[Marlitharn]

Oh, hell yeah! I’m gonna get a copy for me and a copy for my friend who’s terrified of zombies!

[outlierrn]

I dibs the Keira Knightley zombie

[Shirley_Ujest]

@Chimera

So when do we get the version of Gone with the Wind with the added zombie bonus?

I think the heirs or whatever of the Mitchell family would probably turned down such a fantastic story line as Gone With The Wind With Zombie Freshness!

Nuts.
Lord of the Flies With Zombies ’

**The Zombie French Leiutenants Woman

Grapes of Zombie Wrath!

The Lion, The Witch, The Wardrobe and the Zombies!

Portnoy’s Zombie Complaint!

Zombie Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

Zombie Animal Farm!

Confederacy of Zombie Dunces!

The Englishman who went up a hill and came down a Zombie!
Henry the V with Zombies!

A Mid-Summer’s Night Zombie Dream!

The Oldest Living Confederate Zombie Widow Tells All! Page One. “BRAIIIIINS!” The end. **
What couldn’t be made better with Zombies?

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[Fish]

Along those same lines, how about

Undead Again
Graveheart
Love Hearse
Four Funerals and a Wedding
The Royal Tenembalmeds

[Leaper]

@Marlitharn

Oh, hell yeah! I’m gonna get a copy for me and a copy for my friend who’s terrified of zombies!

I have a friend who’s simultaneously terrified, and fascinated, by zombies.

In any case, once I saw the Pride and Prejudice “Choose Your Own Adventure”-style book, I figured that weird things like this couldn’t be far behind.

[Tuckerfan]

I’m thinking that The Phantom Menace could be hugely improved as The Phantom Menace Zombies! “Meesa want braaaaiiinnnsss!” :eek:

[outlierrn]

the silence of the zombies

a zombie runs through it

the zombie of alcatraz

I woke up early the day I zombied

brains: an imaginary portrait of George Romero

[Fish]

I Know What You Died Last Summer

[AlsoNamedBort]

The Zombit
Or
There And BRAAAIINS Again

[Yllaria]

product placement

[outlierrn]

Dr Strangelove, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the zombie

[Tuckerfan]

There’s a brief interview with the writer on this week’s Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. Its during the “Bluff the Listener” game at the 20 minute mark or so.

[gurujulp]

@Shirley_Ujest

I think the heirs or whatever of the Mitchell family would probably turned down such a fantastic story line as Gone With The Wind With Zombie Freshness!

Nuts.
Lord of the Flies With Zombies ’

—snip

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Wouldn’t that be ‘Lord of the Zombie’s Flies’?