*Before entering the FireSwamp *
Buutercup: I have a bad feeling about this…
*Just before the Deathstar explodes *
No!!! Not to ten!!!
1953: An American B-47 accidentally dropped a nuclear bomb on South Carolina, however the bomb did not go off due to several safety catches, Walt Disney's "Peter Pan" premiered, The Crucible open son Broadway, Korean war ends, Audrey Hepburn was featured on the cover of Life Magazine, Ian Fleming published the first James Bond book: "Casino Royale." Playboy Magazine featured Marilyn Monroe as its first cover girl and nude centerfold in the premiere issue
“You kip using that word; I do not think it mins what you think it mins…”
“I did not say he was my love, and yes, he will come for me; he can track a Millenium Falcon across a cloudy sky, and he can find you!”
“Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!”
“Astroids cannot stop true love. They can only delay it for awhile.”
Nothing gave Yoda as much pleasure as ordering Luke around.
“Farm boy, polish my walking stick. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
“Yes Master Yoda.”
"Yes Master Yoda " was all he ever said to him.
“Farm boy, let me ride on your back through the swamp-- please.”
“Yes Master Yoda”
That day, Yoda was amazed to discover that when Luke was saying “Yes Master Yoda”, what he meant was, “I love you.” And even more amazing was the day Yoda realized he truly loved Luke back.
“Farm boy… fetch me that X-wing.”
“Yes Master Yoda.”
“Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where’s the light sabres? Where’s the space battles? Is this a kissing book?”
“Wait, just wait.”
“Well, when do we get to Vader?!”
“Who are you?”
“No one of consequence.”
“I must know…”
“I am your father.”
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooo”
“Emperor, you know how much I love watching you work. But I’ve got Luke to convert, a deathstar to build, some Ewoks to kill, and a galaxy to conquer. I’m swamped!”
“Get some rest, Darth. If you haven’t got your force, you haven’t got anything.”
This is so funny! I haven’t enjoyed a thread this much in quite a while. Some of the best one-liners I’ve read in quite some time. I will be printing this thread out to enjoy over and over. I only wish I had something to contribute, but I’m a little too drugged out on cold meds to think of any at the moment.
Dpr, my buddy, thank you so much for starting this thread. I have really been in need of some deep belly laughs, even if they did set off some coughing from this retched cold.
DocDaneeka, I’m so pleased to make your acquaintance. Excellent posts! I shall enjoy looking for more of your wit.
So many great posts here, I won’t name them all. Now I’ll have to go get Princess Bride to watch again.
<chuckling under her breath, often breaking out into uncontrollable laughter, purplebear temporarily leaves the room to get some glass cleaner for her monitor.>
Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I’ll tell you why; so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness is yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman that cries out, ‘dear god what is that thing!’ will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
On the other hand, you could cover your hideousnous in creepy black body armor and become a powerful dark overlord who can kill with a thought.
Man, you guys are hilarious. And thanks for the words of encouragement I’m hurting my brain trying to come up with more. We should start a new thread for combining 2 books or movies or whatever. Maybe I’ll do that…
Threepeio: You are to be taken to the Great Pit of Carcoon, where you will be cast into the belly of the sarlaac. Here you will learn a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
Westley: Oh, so it’s to be torture. I can take torture.
Han: You can tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth that he’ll get no such pleasure from us…
Humperdink: That may be the first time that any man has dared insult me…
Right now I’m picturing Andre the Giant wearing a fur suit and growling a lot…
“Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?”
“Rooooar!”
“Never go in against a Sith when your destiny is on the line!”
“Are you the Miracle Max that works for the king?”
“Miracle Max? Miracle Max… that’s a name I’ve not heard for a long time…”
“Oh, so you know him?”
“Of course I know him! He’s me! And the King’s stinking son fired me.”
“He’s only MOSTLY more powerful than you can possibly imagine…”
“You know what those are, Princess? Those are the Shrieking Sarlaccs! They grow louder as they’re about to feed on Mandalorian Armor!”
“Meesa give yousa my worda as Gungan you reacha palace 'live”
Armidala: No good. I’ve known too many Gungans…
“Kessels Run in six parsecs? I wonna if he’s using the same wind we are…”
“Aren’t you a little short for a pirate?”
Tarkin: “They got through the asteroid belt? Inconceivable!!!”
Great job Doc - been meaning to compliment you. You’re now on my favourite new posters list.
Oh and Ender re: “…Are you trying to trick me? Where’s the light sabres? Where’s the space battles? Is this a kissing book?”:
BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
1961: Bay of Pigs disaster , Diana - the Princess of Wales - was born, The Beach Boys band was formed, Soviet ballet star Rudolf Nureyev (d.1993) defected
