Google Fight time!
Methodology
Several former United States Presidents were compared. “President ___” vs. “[Previous federal honorific] ____” were also compared for each President. “Vice President ____” was omitted because the honorific is used for Vice President Cheney today and is not a particularly memorable title for those VPs who later served as POTUS. The Presidents Bush were omitted because one of them is currently holding the office, which could poison the results. Abbreviated honorifics such as “Sen.” and “Gen.” were fairly useless, netting under 1,000 hits in each case.
Results
President Clinton: 32,400,000
Governor Clinton: 2,070,000
Mr. Clinton: 1,420,000
President Reagan: 2,000,000
Governor Reagan: 1,910,000
Mr. Reagan: 418,000
President Carter*: 4,130,000
Governor Carter: 1,930,000
President Ford*: 11,700,000
Congressman Ford: 1,540,000
President Nixon**: 2,030,000
Senator Nixon: 1,770,000
Congressman Nixon: 1,010,000
President Johnson*: 34,300,000
Senator Johnson: 1,930,000
President Eisenhower: 1,930,000
General Eisenhower: 2,010,000
Mr. Eisenhower: 15,000
President Truman*: 1,910,000
Senator Truman: 1,340,000
President Roosevelt***: 1,840,000
Governor Roosevelt: 1,790,000
Mr. Roosevelt: 187,000
President Coolidge: 1,580,000
Governor Coolidge: 449,000
Mr. Coolidge: 27,200
President Harding****: 1,840,000
Senator Harding: 719,000
President Taft: 1,810,000
Governor Taft: 1,160,000
Mr. Taft: 85,400
President McKinley: 1,740,000
Governor McKinley: 742,000
Mr. McKinley: 62,400
- Generic “Mr.” excluded because their names are too common for the comparison to be useful.
** President Kennedy was omitted because he was far from the only Kennedy to serve in the Senate and/or the House, but he was the only Kennedy to serve as POTUS, so “Senator” and “Congressman” could give misleading results.
*** President Roosevelt was included because both Presidents Roosevelt also served as Governor of New York, so their results could be taken as aggregates.
**** President Wilson was excluded because “Governor Wilson” can also refer to Governor David Clive Wilson of Hong Kong.
Most Presidents who served during the 20th century were compared. The criterion for excluding “Mr.” was highly unscientific–basically, if I could think of a public figure with the same surname who wasn’t related to the President in question and achieved notoriety through means other than same President, the surname was deemed “too common.” For example, “Mr. Taft” refers to other famous Tafts, but they all seem to be related to President Taft. Hey, I said it was unscientific.
Analysis
Governors (7)
President: 43,500,000
Governor: 10,051,000
Average difference: +4,778,429
Senators (4)
President: 38,389,000
Senator: 5,759,000
Average difference: +8,157,500
Congressmen (2)
President: 13,730,000
Congressman: 2,550,000
Average difference: +5,590,000
Mr. (7)
President: 43,300,000
Mr.: 2,215,000
Average difference: +5,869,286
Generals? Well, there’s only one, and it’s right up there, so scroll up, ya lazy bastard. This is getting to be a lot of work.
Total difference (all): 24,395,215
Total difference (all except Mr.): 18,525,929
Average difference per category (all): 6,098,804
Average difference per category (all except Mr.): 6,175,310
Conclusion
Presidents Reagan, Nixon, Truman, Roosevelt, and Taft tended to be referred to by some honorific other than President almost as often as not. President Eisenhower was actually referred to more often as General Eisenhower; his exception to the rule is easily explained by the fact that his service in World War II was one of the century’s defining contributions of any single man to the stability of the world, to which the leadership of any given country in peacetime pales in comparison. The overwhelming result overall was that Presidents tended to be referred to as Presidents for life. An average difference of over 6 million instances favoring the use of “President” as an honorific makes a compelling case. There exists room to speculate as to the reasons for the differences between Presidents, but the logical conclusion in any case is that the former President Clinton still gets to wear the P-word as he sees fit, from now into eternity. Anyway, if the service of President Clinton taught us anything, it’s that a presidential spouse can influence the nation’s politics without having the title him/herself. I’ve met at least one person who will vote for Senator Clinton because she wants Bill and Hillary back in office, implying both that (a) Hillary occupied an important role in the Oval Office other than the one she shared with Monica Lewinsky and (b) the former President Clinton may rightfully have just as much influence in his wife’s America.
Damn. I’m gonna go get myself a cold one.
ETA: I didn’t know about that “The Honorable” business, but current members of the House and Representatives get that title too, as do an assload of judges in an assload of jurisdictions, so bite me.