"Weed Killer Deforms Frogs in Sex Organs!"

And the Deflator of Pompous Windy Bags goes to…

The Artist who tautens himself!

Dave,
I called your house to thank you for allaying our fears, but your wife said you were out buying yourself a new bra…:stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah, you have no idea how difficult it is to find a three-cup model.