What the hell was that?

[MrVisible]

@LifeOnWry

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!

Coathangers, in their larval stage, are known as “paperclips.”

And in their fully-developed adult forms, they’re called “bicycles”.
[sub]“Or All the Seas With Oysters” by Avram Davidson, for those of you who really have no idea what we’re talking about.[/sub]

[Zakalwe]

An imploding vacuum caused by the abrupt disappearance of an item that you weren’t looking at and had totally forgotten about (if you completely lose track of an item, the universe is allowed to steal it and sell it on eBay)

See, I’m okay with this. What pisses me off is that after you buy your item back from the universe on eBay, the sneaky bastard somehow returns it so that now you have two of said item and the universe has your money.

[Mangetout]

@SanguineSpider

An imploding vacuum caused by the abrupt disappearance of an item that you weren’t looking at and had totally forgotten about (if you completely lose track of an item, the universe is allowed to steal it and sell it on eBay)
AHA!! I knew it!!! That’s the best theory yet. It explains a lot… and I do mean, A LOT. :dubious:

I detailed more of this hypothesis a while back in a pit thread about my missing webcam, but the search function isn’t working, so I can’t find it.

[Squink]

@Mangetout

I detailed more of this hypothesis a while back in a pit thread about my missing webcam, but the search function isn’t working, so I can’t find it.

POP!
Damn, there goes my login again. POP!

[Mangetout]

On the nature of material existence.

[Mangetout]

On the nature of material existence.

[clayton_e]

An overstressed matrix hamster.

[Shirley_Ujest]

The Chamber has been opened.