Who are you and why did you leave me dinner?

In Minnesota, church and life both have begun with casserole (er…hotdish) since time immemorial…

Has it touched you with its noodly appendage yet?

It’s not anywhere near a …cooler, is it?

<snerk>

(You are referring to the cooler of death, right?)

And dry, white toast.

People, people, when are you going to learn? There are no such things as good casarolles. Obviously it’s trying to infiltrate your house. Destroy it with exteme prejudice.

I know a Steve & Michelle. They live in Brooklyn.