I take other people’s shit. All day long!
I don’t, as a rule, give one (since mine doesn’t stink). But I will definitely hang around if someone is stirring it.
Kinky sex was never my forte. I prefer to give a fuck.
Not quite “best username/post combo” territory, but it made me go :dubious: and then :D.
@Chefguy: I don’t give a flying fuck. Top that!
Well, I used to give a flying fuck, but age and lack of flexibility has put the kibosh on that. So I don’t give a flying fuck anymore. I always wanted to have sex with royalty, but Kate’s taken and Liz is too old, so I don’t give a royal fuck either.
I give a shit about Sir Lance.
Alot.
Jack does.
I’ve been told to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
checks username
I guess you would, at that.
GAH! Oh, that’s okay, actually. Never mind. Shit rescinded.
Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the mooooon?
Anyway, I’m stationed downhill, so, well, you know.
I’ve heard that life is a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
In my line of work, the shit’s always given downward.
I try to give a shit, but nobody’s willing to take shit.
Yeah, those Cirque du Soleil bosses can be demanding.
What’s really bad is people who *regift *shit. I mean, it’s just so awkward when the original giver finds out about it, you know?
And the more shit you eat, the more bread you’ll have left over.
I can’t believe Bear Nenno hasn’t posted.
If you shit in the woods does the pope smell?