WorldNetDaily determines liberalism is a mental defect!

[Biggirl]

@Clothahump

That book’s been around for a couple of years now.

But he is right.

Are you my cat? My cat likes to hump cloth.

[beanpod]

Biggirl, that almost killed me, I swear. I’m seriously sitting here wheezing and wiping tears out of my eyes. Bizarre dry humor just gets me.

[Leaper]

@BrainGlutton

They can’t deny Obama is the people’s choice, so they’re seeking some other way to pre-emptively delegitimize his presidency.

Oh, I get it - it’s so that whatever he does they think is wrong, even if he showered ten million copies of his birth certificate from every rooftop, they can say, “Oh, well, he’s not really supposed to be President anyway, the American people were suckered, certificates of live birth mean nothing, only a guilty man would spend almost a million bucks to hide his past, conspiracy of silence, etc. etc. etc.”

That’s sort of clever, in a twisted way.

[elfkin477]

@Jackmannii

Idiots.

Every informed person knows that liberalism is a moral defect.

Nuh uh. Being a conservative is a moral defect. Ask Der Trihs.

[elucidator]

Nonsense, being a conservative isn’t a moral defect, long as you keep it to yourself, and don’t try to inflict it upon the helpless.

[BrainGlutton]

@elucidator

Nonsense, being a conservative isn’t a moral defect, long as you keep it to yourself, and don’t try to inflict it upon the helpless.

. . . and wash your hands afterwards.

[Zoe]

This thread has given me the RIBtearing hiccups. You can always count on certain people being in threads that give me hiccups. Biggirl is only one of them. You all showed up at once.

[Tuckerfan]

@RTFirefly

Ever since the Weekly World News folded, the WorldNetDaily has done a great job of taking up the slack.

WWN is still around.

I’m not sure if I should be happy or sad that this story didn’t get picked up by the national media, though.

Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.

A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.

The Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as it is known in scientific circles, was found dead on the outskirts of the park, just south of Wasilla, Alaska. Preliminary forensics reports confirm that an adult male Sasquatch was shot in the face with Palin’s trademark 5mm M4 Carbine Assault Rifle.

[Robot_Arm]

“The Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as it is known in scientific circles,…”

Brilliant!

[Beware_of_Doug]

@Biggirl

Are you my cat? My cat likes to hump cloth.

If Clothahump humped cloth, s/he would be called Humpacloth.

Clothahump, presumably, clothes a hump.

[Biggirl]

@Beware_of_Doug

If Clothahump humped cloth, s/he would be called Humpacloth.

Clothahump, presumably, clothes a hump.

But. . .

You don’t toilet the paper or book a mark. Still, you could be right. I’m sure Humpy’s got a warehouse full of Tives he’s conserved.

[OttoDaFe]

None of which addresses the age-old question about how much cloth could a Clothahump hump . . .

[ivan_astikov]

Clothahump? Isn’t that what Quasimodo was told he had to do, when he began doing his bell-ringing topless?

[Tuckerfan]

@Jackmannii

Idiots.

Every informed person knows that liberalism is a moral defect.

Wait, does that mean Bobby Jindal’s a liberal?

BATON ROUGE, LA - After their crushing defeat in November the Republican Party was left with no clear leader. Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal hopes to fill the power vacuum, and has entered talks with Satan to do just that.

Jindal and his lawyers contacted the Prince of Darkness, most likely through Craigslist, and are currently negotiating an IS-w1 deal, immortal soul for one wish, that would have Jindal crowned the figurehead of the Republican Party. Despite his formidable legal team, if granted the nomination Jindal will certainly not escape with his soul.

:eek:

[BrainGlutton]

@Tuckerfan

Wait, does that mean Bobby Jindal’s a liberal?

:eek:

:dubious: That’s a really stupid idea. Why not just cut out the middleman and let Satan chair the RNC?! I mean, no one can say he’s not an American citizen!

[Biggirl]

MSNBC/Washington Post has it all figured out. Academic Elites Fill Obama’s Cabinet.

While Obama’s picks have been lauded for their ethnic and ideological mix, they lack diversity in one regard: They are almost exclusively products of the nation’s elite institutions and generally share a more intellectual outlook than is often the norm in government.

Liberals are just too smarty-pants for this country.

[Euphonious_Polemic]

Obama clearly discriminates against stupid people. How will he find anyone to do a “heckofa job”?

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@BrainGlutton

:dubious: That’s a really stupid idea. Why not just cut out the middleman and let Satan chair the RNC?! I mean, no one can say he’s not an American citizen!

Vice President to RNC chair would be an unusual career move.

[RTFirefly]

@BrainGlutton

Why not just cut out the middleman and let Satan chair the RNC?!

They’re surely looking forward to receiving their first “Yer pal” missive.