# Cafe Society

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## [We Need a Good Merchant of Venice.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-good-merchant-of-venice/836516)

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**Author:** [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Replies:** 16\
**Last updated:** [July 6, 2019, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-good-merchant-of-venice/836516 "2019-07-06T00:57:48Z")

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Do you have any idea of how few film adaptations there are of A Merchant of Venice? As a practical matter, just the Al Pacino version. That’s it. And that version did not keep to the script! In fact no film keeps true t…

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## [James Bond - Orchestral Stab](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-bond-orchestral-stab/836134)

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**Author:** [@Deflagration](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deflagration)\
**Replies:** 1\
**Last updated:** [July 5, 2019, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-bond-orchestral-stab/836134 "2019-07-05T23:04:02Z")

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Does anyone know of which Bond films have a clean recording of the orchestra hit that happens before the opening John Barry theme? An example of what I’m after is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhCVuqAO18Y at abou…

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## [Stranger Things](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stranger-things/760183)

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**Author:** [@Tixenfleaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tixenfleaz)\
**Replies:** 193\
**Last updated:** [July 5, 2019, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stranger-things/760183 "2019-07-05T20:22:34Z")

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Anybody else watching this? It’s kind of an 80’s throwback mishmash of “Super 8” and “ET” with a bit of “The Goonies” thrown in for good measure. I came for the nostalgia and Winona Ryder, but I’m 4 episodes in and it’s…

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## [is southren comfort real whiskey ?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-southren-comfort-real-whiskey/836543)

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**Author:** [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Replies:** 20\
**Last updated:** [July 5, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-southren-comfort-real-whiskey/836543 "2019-07-05T17:36:20Z")

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ok in a thread about the jim beam fire I started a side discussion about if southren comfort was considered real whiskey : So my question fellow dopers is soco real whiskey… whiskey flavored or a spirit all by its sel…

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## [Potato knife](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potato-knife/836535)

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**Author:** [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Replies:** 7\
**Last updated:** [July 5, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potato-knife/836535 "2019-07-05T16:03:00Z")

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The Wikipedia article on Spike Milligan says What the heck is a potato knife? I am not familiar with that term. Googling it shows a variety of objects, such as vegetable peelers, knives with wavy blades to cut french f…

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## [The Maple Donut. It is my opinion that there is no better donut in the world.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973)

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**Author:** [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Replies:** 59\
**Last updated:** [July 5, 2019, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-maple-donut-it-is-my-opinion-that-there-is-no-better-donut-in-the-world/835973 "2019-07-05T06:03:12Z")

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I am damn near swooning over a maple donut this morning. Food of the gods.

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## [Autumn Squash soup by Panera](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumn-squash-soup-by-panera/836493)

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**Author:** [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Replies:** 4\
**Last updated:** [July 4, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumn-squash-soup-by-panera/836493 "2019-07-04T23:18:51Z")

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The grocery store up the road marks perishables down when they are short-dated, and a few weeks ago, they must have found a pallet or so of Panera Soups in assorted flavors in their storage fridge, because they had a who…

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## [The Amazing Spider-Man TV show](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-amazing-spider-man-tv-show/836454)

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**Author:** [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Replies:** 27\
**Last updated:** [July 4, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-amazing-spider-man-tv-show/836454 "2019-07-04T21:46:36Z")

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Did anyone watch the 1977 TV show The Amazing Spider-Man? I know I watched every episode, and I can’t remember a single one. I was 16 at the time. Was it any good? What were the effects like? Did adults like it? Probab…

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## [How to use expired milk?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-use-expired-milk/836089)

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**Author:** [@nimi31](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nimi31)\
**Replies:** 48\
**Last updated:** [July 4, 2019, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-use-expired-milk/836089 "2019-07-04T21:30:16Z")

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Hi, like the topic, do y’all have any idea? Thank you in advance//

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## [Verrrrrrry interesting... but sad. (RIP Arte Johnson)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verrrrrrry-interesting-but-sad-rip-arte-johnson/836487)

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**Author:** [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Replies:** 14\
**Last updated:** [July 4, 2019, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verrrrrrry-interesting-but-sad-rip-arte-johnson/836487 "2019-07-04T15:13:31Z")

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Laugh-In’s Arte Johnson Dead at 90

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## [Weird Al 2019 tour- seen it? reveiws?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-2019-tour-seen-it-reveiws/835765)

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**Author:** [@Helmut\_Doork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helmut_Doork)\
**Replies:** 13\
**Last updated:** [July 4, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-2019-tour-seen-it-reveiws/835765 "2019-07-04T14:51:29Z")

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Going in a few days and just wondering if anyone here had been, and had opinions, reviews, comparisons to previous shows, etc.- thanks!

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## [Figures of speech from Lewis Carroll characters](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/figures-of-speech-from-lewis-carroll-characters/836443)

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**Author:** [@Sangahyando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sangahyando)\
**Replies:** 12\
**Last updated:** [July 4, 2019, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/figures-of-speech-from-lewis-carroll-characters/836443 "2019-07-04T09:25:44Z")

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I’ve found it of interest to notice recently, on a couple of message boards (in one, instance, on the Dope – I made so bold at the time, as to do an “annoying nitpick” response): posters citing the behavioural oddities o…

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## [ID an odd music video? (Cheerful bearded black singer, flying/bouncing around city)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-an-odd-music-video-cheerful-bearded-black-singer-flying-bouncing-around-city/836505)

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**Author:** [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [July 4, 2019, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-an-odd-music-video-cheerful-bearded-black-singer-flying-bouncing-around-city/836505 "2019-07-04T08:31:44Z")

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I was wondering if someone could help me ID a music video I saw awhile back—I first saw a clip of it used in an online “Top Tens” review video (something like “Top Ten Weirdest Music Videos” or something) a few years bac…

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## [Chicago tribute band from Ukraine(?): Guitarist possessed by Terry Kath](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-tribute-band-from-ukraine-guitarist-possessed-by-terry-kath/836414)

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**Author:** [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Replies:** 7\
**Last updated:** [July 4, 2019, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-tribute-band-from-ukraine-guitarist-possessed-by-terry-kath/836414 "2019-07-04T05:37:59Z")

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Holy crap these guys are amazing!

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## [What are you having for the 4th or extended weekend?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-having-for-the-4th-or-extended-weekend/836473)

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**Author:** [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\
**Replies:** 7\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-having-for-the-4th-or-extended-weekend/836473 "2019-07-03T23:51:53Z")

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I took Friday off so I’ve got a nice, much needed four day weekend. Of course in my world that equates to lots of eating. We have a nice local festival where I plan to indulge in all sorts of unhealthy foods. There are …

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## [Design of brass instruments](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-of-brass-instruments/836424)

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**Author:** [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Replies:** 20\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-of-brass-instruments/836424 "2019-07-03T20:54:40Z")

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As everyone knows (or at least, everyone interested in brass instruments), they come in two basic shapes: Cylindrical bore, where the tubing is a constant diameter all the way until the bell, and conical bore, where the …

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## [your very own fast food](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-very-own-fast-food/835902)

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**Author:** [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Replies:** 63\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-very-own-fast-food/835902 "2019-07-03T19:40:02Z")

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You are in charge of starting a new “fast food” franchise. Whats on the menu?

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## [Musically, why does Roseanne Cash give guitarist the evil eye in this Seven Year Ache video?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musically-why-does-roseanne-cash-give-guitarist-the-evil-eye-in-this-seven-year-ache-video/836432)

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**Author:** [@Helmut\_Doork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helmut_Doork)\
**Replies:** 19\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musically-why-does-roseanne-cash-give-guitarist-the-evil-eye-in-this-seven-year-ache-video/836432 "2019-07-03T19:26:38Z")

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Great song, with a video apparently shot at a concert at a junior high school auditorium- looking uncannily like Joannie Cunningham she is bopping around happily during the break but at around 1:07 she starts to stare hi…

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## [Any Good  Recent Question and Answer Trivia Books?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-recent-question-and-answer-trivia-books/836217)

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**Author:** [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Replies:** 2\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-good-recent-question-and-answer-trivia-books/836217 "2019-07-03T19:24:30Z")

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I found this site many many years ago via Usenet’s Cecil Adams group and I found that because I read the Straight Dope books. I loved those books and I found those because I really enjoyed books that gave trivia in the f…

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## [My Ding-A-Ling! Dave Bartholomew dead at 100](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ding-a-ling-dave-bartholomew-dead-at-100/836342)

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**Author:** [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Replies:** 8\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ding-a-ling-dave-bartholomew-dead-at-100/836342 "2019-07-03T17:52:54Z")

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Dave Bartholomew, an early rock and roll pioneer, was not only an American musician, bandleader, composer, arranger, and record producer, but co-composer of the nest innuendo songs of all time. He died on June 23rd at th…

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## [In the credits of a film, what are guards?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-credits-of-a-film-what-are-guards/836228)

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**Author:** [@blindboyard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blindboyard)\
**Replies:** 15\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-credits-of-a-film-what-are-guards/836228 "2019-07-03T17:43:23Z")

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I just watched The Divine Enforcer, an old movie about a psychic vigilante priest, on Youtube. I won’t link because I’m sure it’s not entirely legal for it to be there. At the end there is the cast, then a section with d…

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## [Can you recognize this organized crime movie?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-recognize-this-organized-crime-movie/836429)

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**Author:** [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Replies:** 6\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-recognize-this-organized-crime-movie/836429 "2019-07-03T16:18:55Z")

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I do volunteer work for a local thrift store doing pickups of donations and delivery of heavy items. While assisting on one of these jobs (delivering a nice, new-to-her fridge), I was able to catch a few minutes of a sho…

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## [Suggest some lesser known Dolly Parton songs](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-some-lesser-known-dolly-parton-songs/836357)

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**Author:** [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Replies:** 18\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-some-lesser-known-dolly-parton-songs/836357 "2019-07-03T15:53:12Z")

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I’m making a Dolly Parton playlist in honor of my late friend’s upcoming birthday as well as the upcoming two year anniversary of his death. I know the hits, but not at all familiar with the deeper cuts. I’m looking for…

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## [The Amazing Race 31 premieres April 17th](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-amazing-race-31-premieres-april-17th/832113)

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**Author:** [@ShaynePC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShaynePC)\
**Replies:** 164\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-amazing-race-31-premieres-april-17th/832113 "2019-07-03T14:40:47Z")

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The new season comes back on April 17th. This year the theme is returning reality TV stars, with five returning from past seasons of The Amazing Race, 3 from Survivor, and 3 from Big Brother. I know the Amazing Race fan…

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## [Black Mirror 5.02 "Rachel, Jack, and Ashley too"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-mirror-5-02-rachel-jack-and-ashley-too/835052)

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**Author:** [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Replies:** 25\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-mirror-5-02-rachel-jack-and-ashley-too/835052 "2019-07-03T13:20:21Z")

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Season 5 of black mirror drops on Netflix tomorrow. Since it’s only three episodes, and because some people like to space them out while others binge all three at once and it becomes a pain in one thread talking about th…

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## [Black Mirror 5.01 Smithereens](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-mirror-5-01-smithereens/835051)

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**Author:** [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Replies:** 25\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-mirror-5-01-smithereens/835051 "2019-07-03T04:53:41Z")

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Season 5 of black mirror drops on Netflix tomorrow. Since it’s only three episodes, and because some people like to space them out while others binge all three at once and it becomes a pain in one thread talking about th…

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## [Recommendations: Books like Dread Empire's Fall](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommendations-books-like-dread-empires-fall/836276)

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**Author:** [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Replies:** 23\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommendations-books-like-dread-empires-fall/836276 "2019-07-03T04:07:37Z")

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I just finished the Dread Empire’s Fall trilogy and The Forever War. I’m still craving some more space sci-fi war stories. Ideally ones that are relatively hard sci-fi, although as long as it is a good sci-fi military/wa…

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## [Are Conductors of any use on stage?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-conductors-of-any-use-on-stage/835567)

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**Author:** [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Replies:** 29\
**Last updated:** [July 3, 2019, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-conductors-of-any-use-on-stage/835567 "2019-07-03T01:55:18Z")

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I was watching some America’s Got Talent clips on YouTube that featured choirs. Many of them had a conductor up front gesticulating madly while the choir sang. Is this of any use whatsoever or is it just the conductor …

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## ['Forgotten' songs from the 60's (i.e. 1964 to 1974ish)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forgotten-songs-from-the-60s-i-e-1964-to-1974ish/835992)

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**Author:** [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Replies:** 212\
**Last updated:** [July 2, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/forgotten-songs-from-the-60s-i-e-1964-to-1974ish/835992 "2019-07-02T23:38:00Z")

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There is no shortage of underappreciated tracks from this era. Some seem to have been totally forgotten. (Sure, not ‘totally’, but I think you know what I mean). What track would you include in a list of forgotten cuts? …

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## [Questionable Content (web comic) — new thread, new question](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questionable-content-web-comic-new-thread-new-question/836338)

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**Author:** [@Cayuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cayuga)\
**Replies:** 9\
**Last updated:** [July 2, 2019, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questionable-content-web-comic-new-thread-new-question/836338 "2019-07-02T20:53:23Z")

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After conducting a half-dozen searches on “Questionable” and on “Content” — all unsuccessful — I can only assume that the old “I Don’t Quite Get Today’s Questionable Content” thread has vanished. So I’m starting a new on…

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