# In My Humble Opinion

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## [Vet question - Doggie Ear Wax](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vet-question-doggie-ear-wax/632833)

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**Author:** [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Replies:** 9\
**Last updated:** [August 28, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vet-question-doggie-ear-wax/632833 "2012-08-28T13:56:54Z")

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So our pup over the past few months has been having an ear wax issue - Vet calls it allergies - we give her Benadryl 2 - 3 times a day - but the ear wax continues - we try cleaning them both with liquid cleaning stuff f…

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## [Do you know what a lobster looks like?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-a-lobster-looks-like/632813)

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**Author:** [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Replies:** 59\
**Last updated:** [August 28, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-a-lobster-looks-like/632813 "2012-08-28T13:10:47Z")

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This might seem like a strange question… Yesterday I was sitting at a cafe and saw a woman wearing a lobster-shaped brooch. It looked like it was made out of silver and diamonds. I complemented her on it, and asked if s…

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## [US regional English: the facility where wedding receptions are held](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-regional-english-the-facility-where-wedding-receptions-are-held/632634)

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**Author:** [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Replies:** 26\
**Last updated:** [August 28, 2012, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-regional-english-the-facility-where-wedding-receptions-are-held/632634 "2012-08-28T07:57:24Z")

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The title is the question: cities in the Rust Belt tend to have many large rental facilities that are popular sites for wedding receptions and banquets. The name for those facilities seems to vary from place to place. C…

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## [Views on George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/views-on-george-zimmerman-trayvon-martin-case/632903)

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**Author:** [@emeraldia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emeraldia)\
**Replies:** 0\
**Last updated:** [August 28, 2012, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/views-on-george-zimmerman-trayvon-martin-case/632903 "2012-08-28T07:00:42Z")

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Which of the following views most closely matches your own?

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## [Mother and 4 year-old walk off subway platform-why?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-and-4-year-old-walk-off-subway-platform-why/632409)

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**Author:** [@ecoaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ecoaster)\
**Replies:** 52\
**Last updated:** [August 28, 2012, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mother-and-4-year-old-walk-off-subway-platform-why/632409 "2012-08-28T05:57:23Z")

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What is the most plausible reason this woman fell into the subway tracks with her 4 year-old? Scroll to :36 for the fall. Obviously she could be drugged /drunk but is it possible she was hyper-focused and didn’t even r…

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## [First time poster, long time lurker \[Help with boss\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-time-poster-long-time-lurker-help-with-boss/632674)

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**Author:** [@ARCADIA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ARCADIA)\
**Replies:** 32\
**Last updated:** [August 28, 2012, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-time-poster-long-time-lurker-help-with-boss/632674 "2012-08-28T05:33:39Z")

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I am posting this because I respect the opinion of the members of this board. I hope someone can help with this. It’s a slightly different take on the bad boss thing. My boss really does not like me; he’s pretty bad in…

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## [Can't walk and chew gum at the same time?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-walk-and-chew-gum-at-the-same-time/632691)

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**Author:** [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Replies:** 15\
**Last updated:** [August 28, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-walk-and-chew-gum-at-the-same-time/632691 "2012-08-28T01:14:23Z")

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Do you ever encounter someone who, upon encountering something that puzzles them, slows down and stops mid-stride in order to figure it out? Are YOU someone who freezes in your tracks when something (or someone) stumps …

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## [From the Stupid Files:  Do your fingers bend backwards?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-stupid-files-do-your-fingers-bend-backwards/338646)

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**Author:** [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Replies:** 27\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-stupid-files-do-your-fingers-bend-backwards/338646 "2012-08-27T22:49:23Z")

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This really does rank high on the scale of stupidity, so high that I can’t actually muster up the nerve to ask people in person, so I turn to the nameless, faceless masses to ask… Do your fingers bend backwards? If I …

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## [Quick SanFran traffic question for the locals.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-sanfran-traffic-question-for-the-locals/632205)

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**Author:** [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Replies:** 11\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-sanfran-traffic-question-for-the-locals/632205 "2012-08-27T21:54:18Z")

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Landing at the SanFrancisco airport around p.m. rush hour and need to head north over the Golden Gate bridge. What’s the prefered route? Mapquest gives me 2 routes with a 2 minute difference but they don’t account for …

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## [Why are lifehacker topics so lame?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-lifehacker-topics-so-lame/632667)

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**Author:** [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\
**Replies:** 24\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-lifehacker-topics-so-lame/632667 "2012-08-27T21:49:32Z")

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I hear so many raves about this site only to be disappointed when I browsed through it. I thought it was going to give rare tips on how to do REAL things. Like…maybe? -How to hack a slot machine -How to create a great…

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## [How many tattoed people care what the world at large thinks of them?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-tattoed-people-care-what-the-world-at-large-thinks-of-them/632663)

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**Author:** [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Replies:** 16\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-tattoed-people-care-what-the-world-at-large-thinks-of-them/632663 "2012-08-27T20:51:57Z")

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Self explanatory.

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## [You've just purchased the Hawaiian Island of Lanai](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-just-purchased-the-hawaiian-island-of-lanai/632430)

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**Author:** [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Replies:** 33\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-just-purchased-the-hawaiian-island-of-lanai/632430 "2012-08-27T20:49:39Z")

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Co-founder of Oracle CEO Larry Ellison paid $500 million and change for the island of Lanai. First purchased by Dole over a hundred years ago as a pineapple plantation, that business moved on in the 80’s. The recent ow…

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## [Tell me your moving horror stories.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-moving-horror-stories/548517)

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**Author:** [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\
**Replies:** 64\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-moving-horror-stories/548517 "2012-08-27T20:32:30Z")

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I underestimated the amount of boxes I would need. It’s 6:30 and I haven’t even started packing my kitchen yet. We ran out of packing tape. I submitted the final documents today and JUST found out that the property manag…

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## [Gas at $5/Gallon by mid-September?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gas-at-5-gallon-by-mid-september/632759)

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**Author:** [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Replies:** 24\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gas-at-5-gallon-by-mid-september/632759 "2012-08-27T16:08:30Z")

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In the last 7 days– \[ol\] \[li\]The California Refinery burned\[/li\]\[li\]The Memphis-Area Refinery burned\[/li\]\[li\]The Venezuela Refinery exploded\[/li\]\[li\]And now, BP is evacuating the offshore platforms in the path of the H…

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## [Bluetooth gizmo that links cell phone(s) to existing landline phones/extensions](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bluetooth-gizmo-that-links-cell-phone-s-to-existing-landline-phones-extensions/632326)

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**Author:** [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Replies:** 12\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bluetooth-gizmo-that-links-cell-phone-s-to-existing-landline-phones-extensions/632326 "2012-08-27T15:06:30Z")

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Hey, Dopers, I’m hoping someone here has experience with these gizmos. Casa Scarlett went all-cell-phone today. We ported the existing landline number (which has been associated with this household since the 1960s when …

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## [Dealing with severely distorted thoughts and feelings in others](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dealing-with-severely-distorted-thoughts-and-feelings-in-others/632712)

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**Author:** [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\
**Replies:** 4\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dealing-with-severely-distorted-thoughts-and-feelings-in-others/632712 "2012-08-27T14:34:46Z")

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Short version: When someone sees the world as all black, is the proper way to deal with that psychological problem to only talk about what’s white and banish all talk of black things? Long version: Two threads on othe…

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## [Amateurs: give much needed advice to the pros!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amateurs-give-much-needed-advice-to-the-pros/632456)

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**Author:** [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Replies:** 58\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amateurs-give-much-needed-advice-to-the-pros/632456 "2012-08-27T08:38:48Z")

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At best, you are a hobbyist or a dabbler, but probably you are just a spectator or consumer. And yet, you notice professionals of a certain field making the same, obvious, stupid mistakes, over and over again. You’re a r…

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## [Splitting Rent When Roommates Boyfriend Moves In](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/splitting-rent-when-roommates-boyfriend-moves-in/632571)

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**Author:** [@Emzah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emzah)\
**Replies:** 44\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/splitting-rent-when-roommates-boyfriend-moves-in/632571 "2012-08-27T02:51:35Z")

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Hi there, I have been living with my roommate for 2 years in the same place. It’s a 2 bedroom, that is $1300/month plus utilities. We both pay $650.00. Her new boyfriend is moving in and they want me to continue to pay …

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## [Green tinge to face?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-tinge-to-face/632412)

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**Author:** [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\
**Replies:** 22\
**Last updated:** [August 27, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-tinge-to-face/632412 "2012-08-27T01:43:47Z")

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I get this green tinge on my face on occasion. Even when I’m not nauseous. It’s subtle, but I’m still self-conscious about it. What could be causing this and how can I make it go away?

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## [101 Gadgets That Changed The World](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/101-gadgets-that-changed-the-world/621075)

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**Author:** [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\
**Replies:** 26\
**Last updated:** [August 26, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/101-gadgets-that-changed-the-world/621075 "2012-08-26T23:03:24Z")

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Popular Mechanics put out the list. Any additions or subtractions? Changes in order? 101 Gadgets That Changed The World Full list: Duct Tape Fiberglass Fishing Rod Stapler Roomba Aerosol Spray Can Quick-Release Sk…

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## [Man plans murder to avenge his murdered family. How best to dissaude him?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-plans-murder-to-avenge-his-murdered-family-how-best-to-dissaude-him/632743)

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**Author:** [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Replies:** 6\
**Last updated:** [August 26, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-plans-murder-to-avenge-his-murdered-family-how-best-to-dissaude-him/632743 "2012-08-26T22:43:26Z")

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Why, yes, it is another one of those hypotheticals with a long storytelling OP. No poll, though. If you don’t like these, the Game Room is next door. Today’s story stars \*\*Heather\*\*, a woman in her early thirties, and…

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## [Recommendations for cheap hotels in Italy?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommendations-for-cheap-hotels-in-italy/374488)

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**Author:** [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Replies:** 6\
**Last updated:** [August 26, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommendations-for-cheap-hotels-in-italy/374488 "2012-08-26T21:45:42Z")

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This definately isn’t a GQ, so let’s land this one here. I was just looking for any input from experienced travelers (or heck even any Italian SDMBers). My gf and I are just looking for cheap places to stay overnight i…

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## [london drivers irritated at Abbey Road crossing walkers?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/london-drivers-irritated-at-abbey-road-crossing-walkers/629564)

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**Author:** [@Sigene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigene)\
**Replies:** 55\
**Last updated:** [August 26, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/london-drivers-irritated-at-abbey-road-crossing-walkers/629564 "2012-08-26T18:59:39Z")

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THe crossing made famous by the Beatles Abbey Road has a web cam. Its fun to watch. Many people walk across it for photo ops http://www.abbeyroad.com/Crossing/ Any London Dopers out there? Do you get irritated that …

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## [Do those dog repellant sprays work?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-those-dog-repellant-sprays-work/632734)

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**Author:** [@cynyc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cynyc)\
**Replies:** 3\
**Last updated:** [August 26, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-those-dog-repellant-sprays-work/632734 "2012-08-26T18:54:05Z")

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I’m getting a new used sofa. The dog essentially scratched the hell out of the leather one. Destroyed it. Does the apple bitter spray really work?

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## [Ask The Dermatological Medical Assistant](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dermatological-medical-assistant/418486)

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**Author:** [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Replies:** 157\
**Last updated:** [June 28, 2012, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dermatological-medical-assistant/418486 "2012-06-28T17:09:27Z")

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As some of you may know, I work for four dermatologists. I’m a registered Medical Assistant, and a member of the Dermatological Medical Assistants Association. (Betcha didn’t know there was such a thing.) I’ve worke…

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## [Should a rapist be able to sue for paternal rights?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-a-rapist-be-able-to-sue-for-paternal-rights/632415)

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**Author:** [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Replies:** 65\
**Last updated:** [August 26, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-a-rapist-be-able-to-sue-for-paternal-rights/632415 "2012-08-26T17:16:16Z")

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It’s legal in 31 states.

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## [teaching foreign language sounds to babies](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teaching-foreign-language-sounds-to-babies/632626)

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**Author:** [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\
**Replies:** 15\
**Last updated:** [August 26, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teaching-foreign-language-sounds-to-babies/632626 "2012-08-26T17:11:27Z")

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I’m pregnant and due in January. I studied French as an adult and really struggled picking up phonemes. I know that younger children are much more likely to absorb new sounds than older people. Are there any fun tapes, …

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## [Southern accents: Dropping the L in the middle of words](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/southern-accents-dropping-the-l-in-the-middle-of-words/631987)

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**Author:** [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\
**Replies:** 35\
**Last updated:** [August 26, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/southern-accents-dropping-the-l-in-the-middle-of-words/631987 "2012-08-26T17:05:01Z")

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Back in my second year of Americorps, some of our teammates were making fun of myself and C-Rae-sy for the oft-times perplexing way we said certain words. Keep in mind that I am from Mississippi and that C-Rae-sy is from…

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## [Ex-boyfriend taking back a gift; what should I do?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-boyfriend-taking-back-a-gift-what-should-i-do/632297)

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**Author:** [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)\
**Replies:** 175\
**Last updated:** [August 26, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-boyfriend-taking-back-a-gift-what-should-i-do/632297 "2012-08-26T16:32:04Z")

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Dopers, I need your take on this situation. My now ex-boyfriend and I both have December birthdays. So last December, for his birthday, I got him tickets to a hockey game (which was in January - a month away from the ti…

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## [Recommend to me a new magazine subscription](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-to-me-a-new-magazine-subscription/632531)

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**Author:** [@jharvey963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jharvey963)\
**Replies:** 33\
**Last updated:** [August 26, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-to-me-a-new-magazine-subscription/632531 "2012-08-26T14:06:36Z")

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I just received my monthly copy of Smart Money magazine – informing me that this is the last issue. I’ve also been running short of magazines to read at breakfast, so I’m at least 1 magazine shy. So what new magazine s…

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