# In My Humble Opinion **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/c/in-my-humble-opinion/14.md?page=1713 [Latest](https://boards.straightdope.com/latest.md) · [Categories](https://boards.straightdope.com/categories.md) · [Tags](https://boards.straightdope.com/tags.md) **Page:** 1714 --- ## [What side of your mouth do you chew more food on?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-side-of-your-mouth-do-you-chew-more-food-on/587849)
**Author:** [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-side-of-your-mouth-do-you-chew-more-food-on/587849 "2011-07-06T12:46:54Z")
For reasons unknown to me, I preferentially use the right side of my mouth for chewing more than the left side. I don’t know if it has to do with the fact that I’m right-handed. Does anyone else have a preference like … --- ## [Protestant Dopers:does your denomination matter?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protestant-dopers-does-your-denomination-matter/587995)
**Author:** [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2011, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/protestant-dopers-does-your-denomination-matter/587995 "2011-07-06T10:51:29Z")
As a Catholic, which church to attend is pretty straightforward; except for rare cases you go to the one closest to you. But if you’re say a Baptist you can go to American/Southern/National/Foursquare/Ind./etc Baptist c… --- ## [I need help finding a dress to wear to a wedding!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-finding-a-dress-to-wear-to-a-wedding/496194)
**Author:** [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2011, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-finding-a-dress-to-wear-to-a-wedding/496194 "2011-07-06T07:47:11Z")
I’m supposed to go to an outdoor wedding on May 30 and I have no idea what sort of dress to wear to it. It’s at 6:30 in the evening, I think (I don’t have the invitation readily accessible). The wedding is being held a… --- ## [Ahhh Bra & Genie Bra the same thing?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-bra-genie-bra-the-same-thing/587991)
**Author:** [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2011, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ahhh-bra-genie-bra-the-same-thing/587991 "2011-07-06T05:09:02Z")
If they’re different, what’s the difference? I like watching the infomercials (so sue me), but even while the women are raving about “support,” the goods look saggy to me. Anyone have either of these? Like them? --- ## [Am I a Matron of Honor-zilla?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-matron-of-honor-zilla/587389)
**Author:** [@Kika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kika)\ **Replies:** 81\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-matron-of-honor-zilla/587389 "2011-07-06T04:26:49Z")
Backstory: My best friend is getting married, and she’s asked me to be the matron of honor. They are getting married sometime in early summer 2012 (they can’t reserve the reception site until Jan 1, 2012). We are origina… --- ## [Could I sue...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-sue/587890)
**Author:** [@CheeseDonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheeseDonkey)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-sue/587890 "2011-07-06T04:18:50Z")
I know this is a really retarded question, but it’s because I’m tired and I think of really stupid questions when I’m tired. Say I’m wandering in public woods and get lost at night and wind up on some farmer’s land. Sud… --- ## [Online bank versus local credit union](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-bank-versus-local-credit-union/587925)
**Author:** [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-bank-versus-local-credit-union/587925 "2011-07-06T01:04:37Z")
Savings rates are really low right now. But, getting some interest on the money is better than none at all and I’ve been trying to figure out what to do with some money I have, that I want to keep more liquid than it wou… --- ## [Bank service](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bank-service/587236)
**Author:** [@YaraMateo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaraMateo)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bank-service/587236 "2011-07-05T23:58:50Z")
I was just wondering if anyone gets good service at their bank. I normally don’t and I really think it’s the norm. Also, it always take forever when I have to go in, even if like barely anyone is before me. What kind of … --- ## [Do you have a talent for something you take zero pleasure in?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-a-talent-for-something-you-take-zero-pleasure-in/587402)
**Author:** [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Replies:** 65\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-a-talent-for-something-you-take-zero-pleasure-in/587402 "2011-07-05T23:58:44Z")
Examples: Fabulous singing voice, unusual natural athletic ability, great musical ability (revealed through forced lessons you excelled at without trying), amazing skills in some scientific/technological area, etc. I w… --- ## [Making offers you don't want accepted and refusing when you want to accept.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-offers-you-dont-want-accepted-and-refusing-when-you-want-to-accept/587558)
**Author:** [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\ **Replies:** 27\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/making-offers-you-dont-want-accepted-and-refusing-when-you-want-to-accept/587558 "2011-07-05T21:46:19Z")
An etiquette thread brought back to my mind a phenomenon I don’t quite get. Sometimes, people will offer something and if that offer is taken, the offerer will take offense. Or the person receiving the offer will refuse… --- ## [Which country makes the best cars?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-country-makes-the-best-cars/586704)
**Author:** [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\ **Replies:** 54\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-country-makes-the-best-cars/586704 "2011-07-05T21:35:24Z")
A Top Gearish question - just the word ‘best’ however you’d want, aesthetics, efficiency, safety, whatever. I don’t know a tremendous amount about cars to be honest, but these days I reckon Germany has it pretty nailed … --- ## [What do you have a huge amount of interest in doing, but none of the talent required to do it?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-have-a-huge-amount-of-interest-in-doing-but-none-of-the-talent-required-to-do-it/587507)
**Author:** [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Replies:** 49\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-have-a-huge-amount-of-interest-in-doing-but-none-of-the-talent-required-to-do-it/587507 "2011-07-05T20:47:32Z")
The converse of this thread. For me, it’s singing and dancing. I have no singing voice and zero grace and coordination. Yet I love musical theatre and would so like to be able to do it. I can picture dance moves in my b… --- ## [How old is too old to become a father?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-too-old-to-become-a-father/587418)
**Author:** [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Replies:** 61\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-too-old-to-become-a-father/587418 "2011-07-05T18:44:07Z")
Cellists Julian Lloyd Webber and Jiaxian cheng have welcomed a daughter, Jasmine Orienta. Julian turned 60 in April. This is his fourth marriage. So, what do you think? --- ## [Hotels in Cape Town, South Africa?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hotels-in-cape-town-south-africa/584809)
**Author:** [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hotels-in-cape-town-south-africa/584809 "2011-07-05T17:37:07Z")
I’ll be in Cape Town for several days in early July. Can anyone recommend a good hotel (3-4 stars)? No need for flash/quirky decor/fantastic views. Just reasonable location. --- ## [Quick job application questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-job-application-questions/587906)
**Author:** [@Crawlspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crawlspace)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quick-job-application-questions/587906 "2011-07-05T17:14:29Z")
I’m in the middle of updating my information so I can apply for research positions predominantly in academic institutions. The first question is, should I be using a résumé or CV? The general guide for a résumé to be on… --- ## [Putting solar power on our roof: anyone do it](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putting-solar-power-on-our-roof-anyone-do-it/587738)
**Author:** [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/putting-solar-power-on-our-roof-anyone-do-it/587738 "2011-07-05T16:29:15Z")
OK, so we just bought a place in what may be the hottest damn place on earth: Monck’s Corner, South Carolina. Our power company here is a co-op and offers financing for the installation of solar power cells on the prope… --- ## [Furious mom sends scolding email to son's fiance re her etiquette lapses. Are her criticisms valid?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furious-mom-sends-scolding-email-to-sons-fiance-re-her-etiquette-lapses-are-her-criticisms-valid/587457)
**Author:** [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Replies:** 203\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furious-mom-sends-scolding-email-to-sons-fiance-re-her-etiquette-lapses-are-her-criticisms-valid/587457 "2011-07-05T15:08:46Z")
Per this story. I’m not familiar with the woman writing the critical email, but apparently she’s a big deal in the UK. I know the mom seems like a bit of a dragon, but are any of these points valid? (email is edited to… --- ## [Dishwasher racks](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishwasher-racks/587852)
**Author:** [@wellanuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wellanuff)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishwasher-racks/587852 "2011-07-05T14:48:58Z")
Here’s the short version: Does anyone have any tricks or ideas for making your dishes better fit into your dishwasher racks? Or does anyone know of maybe some sort of customizable, replacement dishwasher rack system? H… --- ## [Bikini Waxing vs. Epilator (for those who have experienced both)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bikini-waxing-vs-epilator-for-those-who-have-experienced-both/577212)
**Author:** [@emBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emBee)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [May 30, 2011, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bikini-waxing-vs-epilator-for-those-who-have-experienced-both/577212 "2011-05-30T09:42:18Z")
Here’s the deal. I’m a guy. I’ve been removing my pubic hair for a while (10 years). I do it because I like how it feels, I like how it looks, and I think it prevents odors after a long day – though I’ve read argument… --- ## [Cell phone newbie](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cell-phone-newbie/587293)
**Author:** [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cell-phone-newbie/587293 "2011-07-05T14:14:17Z")
For purely financial reasons, I’ve never owned a cell phone. But I figure it’s about time for me to dip my feet in the market. And I’m looking to go super-cheap. Currently I pay about $100/month for cable internet and… --- ## [When to contact car insurance](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-to-contact-car-insurance/587721)
**Author:** [@FoundWaldo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoundWaldo)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-to-contact-car-insurance/587721 "2011-07-05T13:34:12Z")
In the past when something minor has happened to my car or house, I’ve chosen to just deal with it myself rather than deal with my insurance, because I could afford to fix it and I’d rather just pay for the fix than have… --- ## [In ~25 years, what city will people \*wish\* they'd bought property in now?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-25-years-what-city-will-people-wish-theyd-bought-property-in-now/587304)
**Author:** [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\ **Replies:** 52\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-25-years-what-city-will-people-wish-theyd-bought-property-in-now/587304 "2011-07-05T12:19:14Z")
I live in New York City, and occasionally meet people whose parents, say, bought a Brooklyn brownstone in the '70s or '80s for next to nothing, and have since seen its value appreciate enormously. That’s because in the … --- ## [Is the Darwin Fish an atheist badge?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-darwin-fish-an-atheist-badge/585857)
**Author:** [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Replies:** 78\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-darwin-fish-an-atheist-badge/585857 "2011-07-05T11:51:04Z")
Because it seems so to me. And I’m struck by the difference in numbers between Darwin Fish and out-and-out atheist bumper stickers. (In fact, I can only recall ever having seen one of the latter – in Cambridge, Mass., … --- ## [Ask the Local TV News Videographer](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-local-tv-news-videographer/587110)
**Author:** [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-local-tv-news-videographer/587110 "2011-07-05T11:21:37Z")
What the hell. I’m stuck on overnight editing while my broken heel heals, so I have the time. BG: 22 years in the business, now planted in Washington DC for the last 7 years. As stated I work for a local affiliate shoo… --- ## [How do folks without cars grocery shop? Especially with families?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-folks-without-cars-grocery-shop-especially-with-families/587309)
**Author:** [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Replies:** 91\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-folks-without-cars-grocery-shop-especially-with-families/587309 "2011-07-05T11:15:47Z")
When my family went grocery shopping as a kid, we went every couple weeks and bought a lot of stuff. Bagged it up, put it in the car, and drove it home. How do people grocery shop without a vehicle, though? Do you shop m… --- ## [Poll: Do you ever relive the past in your dreams?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-ever-relive-the-past-in-your-dreams/587788)
**Author:** [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-ever-relive-the-past-in-your-dreams/587788 "2011-07-05T06:16:53Z")
Several novels, plays, movies, and other works involve dreams in which the character relives something from their past. I don’t mean that they have a dream with elements from their past, but it’s more like a movie of ac… --- ## [Is this libel?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-libel/587692)
**Author:** [@TNWPsycho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TNWPsycho)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-libel/587692 "2011-07-05T03:39:46Z")
You are not my lawyer etc. etc. My company is in a situation with our accountants. We trusted them to handle our sales tax for 2010, which they failed to provide to the IRS in a timely fashion and my company got fined. … --- ## [Lies](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies/587839)
**Author:** [@YaraMateo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaraMateo)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies/587839 "2011-07-05T03:03:56Z")
In a recent thread I made I came across information from various posters I didn’t find to be true. Now, I have mixed feelings on it. Have you ever thought someone was lying on The Dope? Are there certain topics you don’… --- ## [What Am I?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i/586782)
**Author:** [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Replies:** 37\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-am-i/586782 "2011-07-05T02:35:01Z")
A note to the moderators: I wasn’t sure where this should actually go, so I posted it here. If it belongs elsewhere, my thanks in advance if you move it there. After reading some of the more political threads, I have co… --- ## [What should I have done? (This thread has boobs folks!)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-have-done-this-thread-has-boobs-folks/587587)
**Author:** [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Replies:** 48\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-i-have-done-this-thread-has-boobs-folks/587587 "2011-07-05T01:12:52Z")
My neighbors have free use of my pool. (In return their kid mows my lawn) I was about to go out for a dip today but I was stopped dead in my tracks as the wife next door was sunbathing out there topless!! :eek: I’m 99.… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/c/in-my-humble-opinion/14.md?page=1712) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/c/in-my-humble-opinion/14.md?page=1714)